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If you can’t say anything nice, come sit next to me!! (pats seat) / 🥃Drinker of Bourbon /🤵🏼‍♀️Former stew / Southerner forever /🇺🇸Patriot too

Portland, OR
Joined August 2015
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If you’re having a bad day just remember this is me as a Disney princess. Effing Grok!!! 😅🤦‍♀️
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If you missed the lunar eclipse, this is what it looked like
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.
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Ladies, never forget: the friend who tells you "oh you'd look great with short hair" is the friend who secretly hates you
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Mt. Hood in its glory. And a sweet treat tandem approach with an Alaska Airlines plane 🙂
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The pyrotechnics at FIFA final ceremony is second only to Charlie Kirk’s memorial
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It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.
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The fall of Portland, Oregon Here are major retailers that left Portland over declining conditions due to Democrat policies from 2022–2026 - Nike Community Factory Store (Operated since 1984, 40 years) Closed permanently because of 276 shoplifting reports in one year. They cited deteriorating public safety. Nike sent a letter to the mayor citing conditions - Walmart (Both Portland Locations)
580 employees laid off - Target (Three Stores)
Reason: Explicitly cited organized retail crime and shoplifting - REI
Reason: Highest break-in rate in two decades; over $800,000 spent on extra security in 2022 (including multiple incidents, one with a vehicle through the doors on Black Friday) - U.S. Bank (U.S. Bancorp Tower) Announced it would not renew its long-term lease
Building Sale: Sold in July 2025 for $45 million (down from $372 million in 2015 — ~88% value decline). - Wells Fargo
Announced plans to exit Portland - Starbucks
Closed at least 5–6 Portland locations in September 2025 alone. - Nordstrom Rack (Downtown)
 - CVS Pharmacy (SW Broadway) Reason: Employee cited shoplifting as a factor Malls Major Retail Centers also closed Pioneer Place Mall: Once had roughly 100 stores. It’s now down to 20. Described as a “dead mall.” • Lloyd Center Mall: Confirmed for full demolition. Now 90% vacant PacWest Center: Sold October 2025 for $55.7 million (down from $170 million in 2016. That’s a 67% drop) - Montgomery Park: Sold August 2024 for $33 million (down from $255 million in 2019, that’s a 87% drop)
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“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”
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Either one is laughable and should be scorned
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Must be spring break for Hogwarts, Harry’s on the panel!!🤣
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There’s a moon in the sky It’s called the moon
Trump: "The environmentalists are terrorists. I call them the environmental terrorists."
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Portland will give 100 free needles to a fentanyl user, let them defecate on your store front, refuse to clean it up bc “private property,” and when your restaurant closes and has to be boarded up, they’ll start fining you for blighting the city. Progressive paradise.
The City of Portland is now moving to fine property owners for vacant downtown storefronts, shifting the burden onto business and building owners. City officials are framing the ordinance as a revitalization effort, but the policy lands more like punishment than partnership. It also belies a more uncomfortable question: what has City Hall actually done to make Portland a place where businesses want to open, invest, and stay? Read our full report here: themainewire.com/2026/04/por…
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This makes my heart smile☺️
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Nope 🖕
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Palantir CEO, Alex Karp says only 2 types of people will survive the AI era..
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Aidan Getting Excited For Annual Chance To Whack Sister With Palm Branch buff.ly/u4VXfFW
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