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being mocked for my Twitter bio circa 2021

Joined April 2012
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Wrexham AFC Announce Executive Change Wrexham AFC have today announced the departure of Club CEO Michael Williamson. Club Director Shaun Harvey will take over as acting CEO. Full statement: wrexhamafc.co.uk/news/2026/n… 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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Marc White was absolutely fuming with his players being 2-1 down… “You’re coming off, F*cking terrible” 😂😂😂
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This goes HARD
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We now cross over to BBC Look North.
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🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bio.
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To my fellow #wafc fans I'm just one supporter. I have no experience in the football industry. I'm not an agent, broker, investor or representative of Wigan Athletic. I'm simply someone who loves this club and wants to see us back where we belong. With the club open to investment/a potential sale, I've been spending countless hours trying to do something — anything — that might help put Wigan Athletic in front of someone who could see our potential. I've been contacting people involved in sport, MLS, football ownership and investment, trying to connect our club with people who may be able to help shape its future. ( yes it sounds stupid and to many it probably is, although LinkedIn is a powerful tool) I have absolutely no financial interest in doing this. I'm not looking for anything from it. I just want the right people to see our club through our eyes. We've been through enough. But we've also achieved things that many clubs could only dream of. Premier League football. The FA Cup. Europe. And generations of supporters who never stopped believing. I genuinely believe there is another great chapter waiting to be written. So I'm trying to help find whoever might be able to write it with us. Maybe it leads somewhere. Maybe it doesn't. Infact it probably wont as again im a nobody but a fan. But I couldn't sit back and do nothing. Wigan Athletic is our club. And I'll always believe it's worth fighting for. 💙⚽️ You never know who might see it #WAFC #Latics #WiganAthletic
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We are volunteers, and we fight for our club. We don’t and often can’t share every single thing we do. But we never, do nothing.
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🗣🎙𝗣𝗪𝗨 𝗣𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 🤦‍♂️ Orient Reaction ⚽️ Goals 😖 Performances 👀 View From The Away End 🏆Latics Women 📻 buzzsprout.com/7167/episodes… #wafc #lofc
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Here's the second of a bumper two-part 12th Man special...via the biggest postbag we've ever had...written BY the fans, FOR the fans... #wafc "Right now, Wigan Athletic feels fragile. Right now, the fanbase feels fractured..." wigantoday.net/sport/footbal…
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Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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Me: Anyone free for 5-a-side? The group chat:
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George retweeted
Incredible tweet, wish I could like it twice
Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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Bonne de douche. Le bosh
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With Danson we have a football club, but don’t own a stadium. Without Danson we’d still not own a stadium, and have nothing to argue over on X. #wafc
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Watching Toy Story 3 with my kids. In the landfill, the toys are apparently the only conscious beings amid all the random plastic objects. And yet in the fourth installment we’re introduced to a self-aware spork that Bonnie, a young child, has named Forky. This suggests that consciousness in the Toy Story universe is imbued into objects only once they are named and loved by a human being. This would explain why the toys in Sid’s room in the first film apparently have a more rudimentary and savage form of consciousness, reflecting the conscious state of the child who owns them. I need to develop this theory more. I’ll let you know what I come up with.
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George retweeted
Had @BBCNews channel on all morning. Two reform stories worthy of national coverage. 1 The fake letter sent to residents of #GortonAndDenton. 2 Reform Councillor quits live on air in a bbc studio. Neither story has been mentioned ! Just constantly on about the PM #BBCBIAS
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