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Joined April 2013
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Odin, you deserve the world bruv x
This lovely lad hasn’t had any enquiries 😞 can you please share to help him on his way? Odin is a beautiful 3 year old male Border Collie. He is available and looking for a new home. 
Sadly due to the owners health , Odin needs someone who can provide him the stimulation and attention he needs. He is very much loved but would be best in a home with someone who can give him lots of walks and attention. 
He is chipped and neutered and healthy with no concerns. 
Odin can be wary of strangers to begin with and would need a little time to get use to anyone new. 
He is okay with some pets and can be wary of others - due to this, he’d be best in a home with no other pets to save him any unsettlement. 
Odin eats dry and wet food and is also crate trained. 
He loves toys and can be strong on the lead. 
Odin has had the same owner since being a pup. 
He isn’t a fan of the hoover but does love to play with a ball. 
He is more of a fan of women than men, so may be best with a lone female looking for company, although we will consider male households too. 
Odin is very loving and affectionate. No cats.  For more information or to offer Odin a new home please email directly to [email protected]
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Some absolutely fantastic poppy nonsense over the Wetherspoons incident. Love it.
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(tony soprano to chipotle employee) extshra sholsha
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My big beautiful socialist son having a great day.
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Course you did pal.
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The How To Cook The Perfect Risotto episode of How To With John Wilson is perfect TV, really wonderful and so full of heart (yes I'm watching it again)
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Should've said something. These vape nonces need to be told.
Scruff next to me kept vaping aswell, I was this 🤏🏻 close to being a grass because who wants a cloud of fucking strawberry in their face every 5 mins when you’re already in a bad mood
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When you’re reading off mice and men and get to where lenny gets shot and killed
INJECT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT 💉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Glastonbury seem to be deciding to go with; Harry Styles, Billie Eilish and Sam Fender to headline. No Fontaines or any legacy bands 🤷‍♂️
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Hope you've had a great weekend 😆 little old Spurs eh?
there categorically the funniest club ever. won fuck all ever and they’ve made a movie about a 2-0 win with 1 of the goals being a OG and the other a consolation goal.
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United and City in the Championship next season:
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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 what is this????
Now that’s proper Chels right there 😂
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Gary Neville doesn't even commentate these days. It's just a mental stream of consciousness "what is going on they're fuming they're angry this is Manchester United I thought we'd see a chance gotta be careful here fans will start singing Fernandes you've made your point"
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Gary Neville sounds like he's lost the will to live. Absolutely beautiful.
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Best away end in years. Proper Proper Tottenham
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The fact that this soppy prick is wearing a poncho makes it even better 😆 he's having a shit weekend. Lovely.
Fans not happy with Levi Colwill #CFCTOT #cfc
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Teddy, you deserve the world bruv x
This handsome lad is still waiting for a new home. Teddy is a 5 year old male Mastiff mix - he is available and looking for a new home. He eats Ava sensitive skin and stomach mix from Pets at Home. Teddy is good in the car but only use to short journeys. He sleeps in the kitchen at night but would sometimes also sleep in his owners bed. He is registered with the vets and can be left on his own if you need to go out. Teddy is a big boy, he may knock small kids over, so he would suit a home with older dog savvy kids 10+. He loves people and is good once he gets a clap, but he is wary of men wearing hats. Teddy walks well on the lead and he use to go walking with a dog walker and was fine. Teddy loves a ball rope, he likes to chew on the rope until it's untied. He likes treats. There isn't much that Teddy doesn't like, however he doesn't like the sound of metal/shutter noise as he got a fright when he was a puppy. Teddy loves lying in bed under the covers. He would be best in a home with no other pets or cats. He isn't really fussed by other dogs when he is out walking. Teddy knows basic commands. For more information or to offer Teddy a new home please email [email protected] Sorry we are unable to accept messages to the page regarding pets for rehoming, please email the address above.
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