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Joined September 2010
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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josh retweeted
You can buy a dollar for 32 cents right now.
JUST IN: There is a 32% chance President Trump will “publicly insult Kevin Warsh” by September 30. Odds were 10% a week ago.
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josh retweeted
A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
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Yo mama’s so fat she needs to take glp-2s
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Jerry: George, the 4th was almost a week ago. George: 250 years, 250 beers, Jerry
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josh retweeted
The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.
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The older I get, the more I realize that the freedoms I get to enjoy in this country are only because of people who gave up their lives in order to create the possibility for future generations to experience freedom. Deeply proud to be an American and dedicated to making sure I never forget why I even get to have a chance to pursue the American dream 🇺🇸
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Protestors outside the Stock Exchange. I hear they were short memory
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🇺🇸 President Trump just posted this: "Palantir Technologies $PLTR has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment."
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josh retweeted
I don't want to go into detail, but the Dyson ball cleaner is a very misleading product name...
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"GAHHHH I'm Ayatollah Mojtaba Khameini and I'm gay!!! I'm gonna throw myself off a building!!!"
Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay - and president has priceless reaction trib.al/MugVpH6
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Make it make sense.
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TRUMP: I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY
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The punchline here is incredible
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titler
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Shane Gillis is a legend
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“Just financed Sydney Sweeney bath water with 4 Klarna installments”
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Learn Chinese and try Super Duolingo today!
Johni Broome standing vertical leap at the NBA draft combine
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BREAKING NEWS: CHINA RETALIATES BY PUTTING BAD FORTUNES IN COOKIES.
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Ready for Monday
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