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Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans.
Be a shame if this went viral.
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Ron DeSantis redrew Florida's congressional map to take out four Democratic seats.
Democrats won all four.
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Roman needed another belt to cheer him up after the midterms
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I'm old enough to remember that Brett Favre took $5M in welfare funds from poor people in Mississippi
I'm old enough to remember that Brett Favre took $5M in welfare funds from poor people in Mississippi?
Where the maximum monthly benefit for a family of three is $260 a month. #welfarequeen #unsolicitedpics #MakeAthletesGreatAgain
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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Comedian Stavros Halkias says he used to be a UFC fan but it's become "impossible" for him to enjoy fights now, because it's become a "MAGA suck off"
"If you're still sucking Trump's c**k, you're a moron. And I believe Dana White has been throating him pretty well recently."
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“I'm just I'm disappointed because I was looking forward to that $5,000 check that we were all going to get.”
Warriors coach Steve Kerr has jokes after last nights Blue Wave midterm elections.
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So true because he slaughters children at a school then murders his pregnant wife
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The Christian right hates Halloween not because it's pagan but because it involves handing out free food.
EL-SAYED to TRUMP: I will go through a metal detector if you will sit for a lie detector. My first question, Epstein. Second question, did you win the 2020 election? I will go through a metal detector every day if you sit through a lie detector one time.
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The entire £83,000 #CelebrityTraitors prize fund going towards supporting refugees and queer displaced people feels bloody wonderful in such wretched times marked by fearmongering and inhumane politics – even more so knowing there will be many right-wingers enraged by that. ❤️





































