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The Giants said "fine, we'll give you what you want, a second-round pick." And they were like, "I don't know, maybe, we're not sure."
Then the Giants got angry because they already offered more than they wanted to and said "fine, fuck you. we're not offering you anything. We'll talk to you Monday. We'll see what you get then."
Then they called Jay Glazer.
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White liberals really think being black is all black voters want from a House speaker.
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Centrists: Sure it looks like people support universal healthcare but if you’re careful to concern troll it with enough GOP talking points, it’s entirely possible to get those numbers back under water! 🥰
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No, it means you support people who are white supremacists and don't want to apologize for it, and you're on here with your fake accounts trying to make people believe that dumbfucks like you actually exist in great numbers, when you really are just the gum on the bottom of society's shoe - not significant enough to pay attention to. That's why Elon bought this shitty place.
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And people think calling them as some nobody constituent that they don't have to listen to will make a difference.
Voting hasn't mattered since 2010. And I've said that on here 80 billion times and nobody listens. It doesn't resonate. People just keep talking about politics like it's 1985.
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In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders.
Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"
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it’s not the public they’re afraid of pissing off it’s the donors. the bagmen have made it clear, oppose jeffries or schumer and we cut the money off. this kind of stuff would get u the death penalty in china
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Jeff Van Gundy has emerged as a dark horse candidate to be the next James Bond, according to Variety.
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😢💔 Curtis Blaydes: "My experience in grade school with girls was not enjoyable."
"And that was one of the reasons why I went to boys only school. When you put girls around boys, and boys want to make them laugh.
What's the easiest way to make them laugh? Talk about the guy who has a stutter (points at himself)."
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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000,000,000! Can you guess the number?! Ah ah ah! ⚡
This isn't funny because keeping Jeffries and Schumer is The New York Times's actual stance, so this isn't parody. If you pitched this to The New York Times, they would laugh at you. He forgot what his account is even supposed to be. This guy's brain has turned into tapioca.
But he is right about one thing: all the people that voted for Democrats are now saying all of the leaders should step down. You voted for that party, you fucking idiots. Those are the leaders of the party you voted for. I mean, you have got to be the dumbest people walking the earth.
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This was a big moment. When she let this infrastructure bill pass without BBB, that told you everything you needed to know about the "Squad", progressives in the Democratic Party, and who is really in charge. And the answer was Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell.
They set up the gravy train, they got everybody on board, and they killed everybody who didn't comply.
You know who actually voted against that infrastructure bill? Cori Bush. And you know where she is? Gone. Vaporized. A memory.
I voted to send legislation to President Biden's desk that delivers a necessary and long-overdue investment in our roads, bridges, waterways, and transit systems that will directly impact our communities while creating millions of good paying, union jobs.
jayapal.house.gov/2021/11/05…
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This is why you should wear a mask. Because this is how former friends, colleagues and employers will speak about you when a virus disables you and you no longer have any social, cultural or labor value to extract. Sick, alienated capitalist society
Draymond Green on Kristaps Porzingis:
"No one’s sitting around bashing this guy or even worried about him, for that matter. In our minds, we’ve moved forward with the players that we have here... you can’t sit and worry about spoiled milk.”
(Via @sam_amick)