Gianni Magna

The "Beatles Suck" Paradox is best represented as a spiral dialectic, where one oscillates over time between two poles of Appreciating the Beatles vs Not, with increasing frequency, up until the coil's zenith lacuna core singularity, ultimately transcending the binary.

Shinigami eyes but for the Kinsey scale

He’s repping North Bay so hard. He’s me

One interesting NorCal/SoCal regional dialect litmus test that’s really fun is asking someone from California what it’s called when you fill your bong with weed and tobacco at the same time. Tends to reveal niche regional jargon even more diverse than you expect.

Ladies: which one ya got? Which one ya want? (Challenge mode - Don’t lie to yourself, don’t try to be nice.)

Everyone please retweet this, google maps needs to see this @googlemaps

What if there was a poptart on some fig rosemary shih

Once when I was a kid I walked past a smaller kid with short hair, and my lower lip caught on the top of his hair and sort of dragged across it. And there was some sort of stray unknown off-white hard little object that was on his head that transfered onto my lip. It was awful.

It’s all fun and games until the gnome wants something in return for getting you high

Two diff times I have quit restaurant jobs, after I’d known for months I did not want to work there, when I finally told them, manager responds “Is this because of [recent understaffed stressful shift]? Because I feel bad about that and it won’t happen again.”

If I get tempted to stay up late, I gotta remember that I lowkey fw my dreams… even the really scary ones, at least I can tell they came from the brilliant mind of a great auteur.

Me and bro are hard at work texting each other nonsense. This is gladiatorial combat of the intellect. Like how chess is called the “Game of Kings,” it’s like that. Das Glasperlenspiel.