An immigrant not interested in taking your jobs; a queerdo interested in taking your genders. @beautifulduckwe[email protected]; here till this dumpster explodes.

Joined November 2008
It occurred to me that it would be useful to have a megathread of all my Pride Month stories. Some stats before the links: I wrote 16 stories total but posted on 19/30 days (because of multi-parters), totaling ~20K words. The vast majority were posted after midnight.
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Shane/Ilya edit set to "All Is Full of Love" by Bjork. Here's a version without lyrics (good if you know the song super well already). #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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And here's the Shane/Ilya "All Is Full of Love" edit with lyrics, if you don't know the song super well or if you find Bjork completely inscrutable (so relatable) #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Like sex on the beaches. A Hollanov edit that's (mostly) Episode 4, but set to Fuck the Pain Away instead of All the Things She Said. #heatedrivalry
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Happy birthday Hudson Williams! In honor of this most blessed day, I spliced the good bts Glambot footage (the one with actually audible audio and way better angles of the action) with the uncensored slow-mo shot. #HudDay #HudsonWilliams
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Remake the Alien franchise except every xenomorph is just Hudson Williams wreaking chaos
Hudson Williams and Sophie Nelisse doing whatever this is via sophie__nelisse.
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Ahahahaha it's ✨them ✨, it's Saf and Kiri
Replying to @circuslit
"The Depths of Friendship" by @gleebags
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Yo hey i have a short story coming up in this anthology, along with several other rad queer authors, including thee Johannes T. Evans! Jan. 10. Preorder here: amazon.com/dp/B0DQ2NQ6KH
We're so hyped to reveal the cover and release date of DUDES ROCK. Buff aliens and gender-affirming werewolf bites are coming to your shelves on January 10th. Pre-order the e-book now or wait for the paperback to drop! 🌀 you know you wanna click it 🌀 a.co/d/4mwK4NQ
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So quick before 2024 is over I have to share this important research I just did. Trying to sort out all the other types of mermaid variants that there could be. (I drew this research on a plane in the dark so plz don't be too harsh on my draftsmanship. It's about the science.)
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Candy retweeted
"A Love Letter to Fangirls" Zine 1/5
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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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This man for real thinks about the Roman Empire all the time, and we know exactly why
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris makes a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live!
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the aliens after their transgender operations
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Replying to @ClarusPolaris
I mean he's kind of right. Kamala's out here murdering a baby in its 78th year right on live tv.
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this boy breaks 34 laws A DAY, at a minimum, and has never been convicted even once. skill issue tbh
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Yo hey a short story I wrote is coming out in Dudes Rock, a queer anthology from Prismatica Press! The story started out as a Pride Month story I composed and published on Twitter.
give it up for our incredible authors! we're SO excited to finally reveal the list of talented individuals that will be filling the pages of our new dudes rock anthology!!
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"as per my last email" - vague - annoyance is only implied - no costume change "I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm" - sets up an outfit reveal - hints at your new and mysterious powers - establishes correct dynamic (they are worm)
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damn girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and i cannot speak coherently when you go down
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when you definitely understand your boyfriend's finance job
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We’re excited to announce that our #PaxLC trial is now open to most US states. If you are suffering from #LongCOVID and live in these states, please join our Paxlovid RCT by signing up here. Our trial requires no travel on your part. @kindred_health medicine.yale.edu/cii/resear…
Very excited that our PaxLC clinical trial on #longCOVID patients is now open, led by @hmkyale! This is a phase 2, 1:1 randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled research study in 100 non-hospitalized highly symptomatic long COVID. (1/) clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/…
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