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Joined October 2022
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People talk about invasive species like they’re a bad thing and not a chance to ruthlessly kill a living being with your bare hands
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my comfort ghouls 💙
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Petplay but I’m a fat beagle and you keep hiding my treats AUGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGGGGG
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the left gets football in the national divorce and the right gets boy ass. whoda thunk
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@AcynNov 1
Trump: Bernie was hot
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and just like that we have been thrust into the time of year where you have to turn on all the lights in your house so you don't kill your self
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your hangxiety is always right by the way you definitely did say a lot of embarassing and off-putting things last night and everyone is absolutely upset with you
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halloweekend followed by all my bills and rent being due
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the lines at the club were too long so we just went to Dennys faded as fuck in costume
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>oven >of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Give whiskey sour me give eat whiskey sour me eat whiskey sour give me eat whiskey sour give me you
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my friend did Alex from Target but covered in blood. ?
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guy trying to flirt with me last night told me I look like a fatter che guevara
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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accidentally smoked the weed that makes ripping your balls off feel amazing
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I romantically love a lot of you in a big way
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if your problem is that you're a creep and you want to be different then you could probably start by not saying things like "your skin makes me cry"
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does anybody know how much we're supposed to endure today
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at disneyland the bathroom gloryholes are shaped like micky mouse's head
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imagine if there was a scintillating conversation
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im banned from laser tag for pistol whipping everyone
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