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β‚ŠβŠΉ kristen πŸͺ .π–₯” ݁ Λ–

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 kris statlander rp acc | 18+
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β€” kris statlander 🌠 κ’° the galaxy's greatest alien .ᐟ κ’± β€· 18+ MDNI ΛŽΛŠΛ— β€· [N]SFW ΛŽΛŠΛ— β€· bisexual, nonbinary (masc or fem parts) ΛŽΛŠΛ— β€· 65% sub, 35% dom ΛŽΛŠΛ— β€· ships w/ chem ΛŽΛŠΛ— dms open! - more info below
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angel@angelshitJul 30
When a star dies i inherit its light
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// is this thing on?
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EVERYTHING'S FINE
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The Lobster@LikeableLobsterJul 21
The Lobster rather enjoys the human delicacy of Dr Pepper.
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// sorry yall i got lost in the void
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issa FRIGHT issa DELIGHT@ijimaiaJul 18
When you have a friend
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.@playboicurrryyJul 18
how life felt when my age was only 2 numbers
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nightwing.xn--6ii people have a right to avoid faceclaims/muses that make them uncomfortable. to try and force people to separate the writer from the character is just completely ludacris in certain situations, such as this one. if someone has a problem with your >
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just as long as he's returned safely! :]
γ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY) (@deathmatchDSP) profile pictureγ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY)@deathmatchDSPJul 18
I'll return him in about....dunno when, maybe when I feel like it.
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swinky@swinkyingJul 17
When will u wear wigs
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if you steal from the shape store they send you to prism
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stupid glaggle@videoslopJul 18
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oh, um.. sure!
γ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY) (@deathmatchDSP) profile pictureγ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY)@deathmatchDSPJul 18
Can I kidnap your boss?
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chuddington@boycommmaJul 18
they call me profen because i be
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sounds like a plan! :]
γ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY) (@deathmatchDSP) profile pictureγ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY)@deathmatchDSPJul 18
You leave me with no choice, I'ma fly down there and grab the nearest barbed wire bat to distract them while you can steal the belt!
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unfortunately i have tried before and they noticed
γ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY) (@deathmatchDSP) profile pictureγ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY)@deathmatchDSPJul 18
Nosense, Kris! Not like they'll notice you using your powers, right? I'm sure Tony...er whatshisface won't notice either.
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hello πŸ‘½
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momo watanabe .ᐟ ˎˊ-
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claudio castagnoli .ᐟ ˎˊ-
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i lost. i almost had it and i lost! and i don't think they'll let me use my alien powers :c
γ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY) (@deathmatchDSP) profile pictureγ€Žπ•―π–Šπ–˜π–•π–Šγ€ (FAN-BASED PARODY)@deathmatchDSPJul 18
How did you fumble? Maybe you can get it back somehow, just use your alien powers!
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hello πŸ‘½
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