@goatcel

Beautiful Burmese tesgoat/lion | New Model Army musketeer | CS/bio student in Boston | 🇬🇧🇲🇲🏳️‍🌈 eng/မြန်မာစာ OK pfp by @sandglas_ suit @YUZUBU_furmaker

 Frottingsthorpe, Massachusetts
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Joined October 2020
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I will not sleep until every Sainsbury's in Britain has shut.
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lowkirk pupset about this. i want my faggy duvet cover
Chatian@goatcel1h
i'm sorry i'm too much of a poof i need this. can someone drive me to new haven
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i'm sorry i'm too much of a poof i need this. can someone drive me to new haven
Chatian@goatcel2h
MY LOCAL IKEA IS OUT OF KÄRRDUNÖRT!!! HITLER IS WINNING!!!
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MY LOCAL IKEA IS OUT OF KÄRRDUNÖRT!!! HITLER IS WINNING!!!
Chatian@goatcel2h
there is an angel on my shoulder telling me to get a floral cover and adolf hitler on my other shoulder telling me to get a boring plaid cover
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there is an angel on my shoulder telling me to get a floral cover and adolf hitler on my other shoulder telling me to get a boring plaid cover
Chatian@goatcel2h
looking for a doona cover and it's very hard to not get a really elaborate faggy one
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looking for a doona cover and it's very hard to not get a really elaborate faggy one
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if i teach someone english it's racist
🎃 Mallow/loocus of #spookytwt 👻 MINOR!!!@toxicmallowz6h
Am I the only one who thinks people not native to the language they're teaching is racist?? Or am I too woke? My spanish teacher is not native to spanish at all and it just feels ugh
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if this calf was real it would be morally justified to turn em into a hamburger to be consumed by an amerifat
murk 🦕@peltolamentumOct 26
“atheists” when you ask them to criticize any religion that isn’t christianity
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水曜日〜みなみなさまにおかれましてはやぎやぎな 良き一日となりますように🐐 ウメちゃん　今みんなと一緒に外におります
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"would you suck every penis to kill one russian soldier" yeah lad can i start with yours
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i can get a gallon of gas OUTSIDE of my ass
count zakula@ZinZakuOct 27
The world is ending. Sell all of your stocks. Stock up on ammo. Put a gallon of gas inside your ass.
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hodgestick@hodge_stickApr 5
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🤖 Made with AI
Aaron Bastani
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Replying to @AaronBastani
For Reform, the Tories and the Greens a simple question needs to be answered. How do you beat a consultative Leninist with an Everton season ticket? Every politician has vulnerabilities. But they seem a long way from working it out. unherd.com/2026/10/chairman-…

Chairman Andy’s first 100 days

unherd.com
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sarma@sakisfever12h
Studentska lista fanart :)
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sure whatever
yogurtman☭@yogurtman133715h
100% historically progressive
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חנן עמיאור Hanan Amiur 🇮🇱
@hananamiur18h
הערבים עשו לנו 7 באוקטובר פוליטי
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yeah but it almost certainly doesn't so
xeno
@shorttimelinesOct 27
But I don't think enough people really understand what it would mean if it does. Apocalyptic
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Rare serious tweet, nothing world ending is going to happen. I don't know where this Twitter fear mongering is coming from (again, this is the second time in 3 months), but it's silly and possibly amplified. Just utterly inane man
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No, AI isn't about to rape you and every power grid on the planet. Just like how Russia didn't invade Narva a few weeks ago. Calm down.
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start?
Alex
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Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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Don't you fucking DARE diss Fairy you stupid kraut.
Sofi 🌼@sofvanh18h
back in berlin after 7 weeks in london... londoners seem blind to the constant assaults on the senses. awful loud and cramped streets, the pubs, tube, even the canonical fairy detergent pods that every household has, which stinks up your home for days with a nasty chemical smell
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