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g°mĂrk

@gomark

Onstage silly talker. Founder-host @talesofwhatever. Writer @ shiny mags & dank webs. Award-shunning lunch critic. He/him. 🦉💙

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Joined August 2008
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IT A ROUND VEGETABLE FOR MAKE CHIPS
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stop crying and fight your father
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citation needed @coopuk
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behave, Smudger
Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) profile pictureSky Sports Football
@SkyFootball25 Oct 2024
Michael Smith TAKE A BOW! 🤯 Trust us, stay for that last replay 🤤
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German word for that zen gap when dinner needs 20min more oven time and you’ve already washed the other 11 pans that got you here
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“I will die on this hill, just don’t tell anyone I did”
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equestrian gets to be a sport when every other sport has its core equipment - the ball, the javelin, the racquet - controlled remotely by a sentient, frightened and very depressed AI
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but my horse loves it, I only have to thrash him when he behaves like a horse
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thinking about moving to Florida after I let myself die y/n
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Awesome, but imagine being one of the gasping climbers midway up and a drone just whizzes past you like ‘yeah I’m going straight there, inabit lads, stay toasty’ 🫣
Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) profile pictureCaitlin Moran@caitlinmoran10 Jul 2024
Drone footage so good that I, for one, now feel I don't need to climb Everest, so it's been a very efficient click.
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Oh god there are going to be so many awful former MPs doing telly this autumn #GeneElection2024
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It’s not pretty but you’d want to see them walk it into the corner here and just try to keep the ball until full-time
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40% of random encounters with Skyrim NPCs
Deedy (@deedydas) profile pictureDeedy
@deedydas2 Jul 2024
Gymnastics is the Turing test of video generation models
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swap ‘election betting’ for any other two English words and try to make anyone in the UK look surprised
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noodle draping
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garden theft
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not a care in the world, absolute vibe slap #WFH
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so close to being skewered but he didn’t specify plaid I ride again this night
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