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Onstage silly talker. Founder-host @talesofwhatever. Writer @ shiny mags & dank webs. Award-shunning lunch critic. He/him. 🦉💙

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Joined August 2008
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What an incredible end to the season! The fight, the determination, the set backs, the comebacks, three wins on the bounce to finish the season! WE ARE STAYING UP, WE ARE STAYING UP!
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You have been cursed by the Captain Tom truck, you have 7 days to embezzle a hot tub from your nearest charity
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🤯 Holy sh!t. What?!!!
OffWestEnd | The Offies (@OffWestEndCom) profile pictureOffWestEnd | The Offies@OffWestEndCom13 Oct 2023
#Offies #NewNoms 2023 for “Lorenzo” from Ben Target at Soho Theatre @SohoTheatre: PERFORMANCE PIECE Ben Target @BenTarget – congratulations! 🎉 Congratulate them by adding a comment on our website: #Offies #NewNoms 2023 for “Lorenzo” from Ben Target at… dlvr.it/SxNtC7
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Martin Short interviewing Steven Spielberg while in character as Jiminy Glick - and Spielberg barely able to stop himself corpsing - is a very delightful thing.
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📣 The rumours are true, I’ve made a new show… 🌟 I’m doing four (4) previews of it at the glorious Soho Theatre! 📆 17th, 18th, 28th, 29th July 🕰️ 7:30pm 🎟️ sohotheatre.com/events/ben-t… 🍾 Come and bless it for me before I take it north of the wall (Edinburgh Festival Fringe)
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This might be the most relatable sketch from I Think You Should Leave I’ve seen
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Just found out about Pablo Picasso. These paintings make me feel sick. That's not what stuff looks like.
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“If they really are refugees, why don’t they have to stay in the first safe country they reach?” “Why don’t they just claim asylum in France?” Here is my answer, once & for all. To Jonathan Gullis, and to everyone else who ever wondered. #RefugeesWelcome
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HEY NEW YORK! We’ve got a booze-free trivia night and comedy coming up in Brooklyn, March 3 and 10. Tickets are limited, get yours and tell your friends: gethandstamp.com/p/thirdplac… #sobernyc #comedyshow #brooklyn
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Image from Sam @ Third Place Bar NYC (@thirdplacebar)
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🤮 I hate to be the bearer of good news but… 👍 I’m returning to Leicester Comedy Festival with a work-in-progress show about watercress farming and humane fishing practices… 🥳 Be there: 📅 26th February 🕰️ 2:50pm 🏰 Duffy’s Bar 🎟️ Tickets: comedy-festival.co.uk/event/…
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I WAS WATCHING THE INFINITE AI GENERATED SEINFELD STREAM AND WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
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A grey and deeply unimpressive mob of the privileged and the failed up are dismantling what’s left to be proud of in this country and I feel smothered and helpless.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK30 Jan 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: The government's anti-strike bill has PASSED its Parliament stages and will now progress to the House of Lords AYES: 315 NOES: 246
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Lovely first show of 2023 @SteelCauldron Huge thanks to @CreativeCarmel, Helen Frances, @Tom_S_Juniper and our headliner @BenTarget. We're back Weds 29th March when our headliner is the sublime @jonny_pelham. Tickets on sale soon!
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TONIGHT in Broomhill our pals @talesofwhatever return but in a new home — 😍 @BenTarget alone makes this a 100% verified steal 👇
Tales of Whatever (@talesofwhatever) profile pictureTales of Whatever@talesofwhatever25 Jan 2023
Tonight's the night! Come down to @SteelCauldron for @BenTarget @CreativeCarmel @Tom_S_Juniper & Helen Frances. Doors at 7pm for drinks, food and frolics - show starts at 8pm. A veritable steal at £5. Tickets here. bit.ly/3j5KrcK
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Come and see us in our new home @SteelCauldron this Wednesday evening (25th). Doors at 7pm for only £5. Headlined by the sublime @BenTarget. Expect laughter, true stories, excellent beverages and frankly spectacular ambiance. Tickets here: bit.ly/3XuTnaa
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obsessed with a youtube video called 'The Pricemaster' where a masked man stands on stage and gives ridiculous prices to every object at a yard sale there's 30 minute of this and i'm going to watch it over and over again for the rest of my life
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*BIG NEWS* Tales has a new home! We've been wanting a fully accessible venue for ages & we are delighted that from January 25th, we will be at the @SteelCauldron in Sheffield. We want to say a massive thank you to @ShakespearesShf for all their support over the last four years.
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Image from Tales of Whatever (@talesofwhatever)
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‘Brexit is spent, the economy is in shreds, the Tory party has imploded and there’s no one to blame. What use is all this new “control” if it means the govt now has to take full responsibility?’ This week’s column on the usefulness of the ‘migrant crisis’ theguardian.com/commentisfre…
The Tories concocted the myth of the ‘migrant crisis’. Now their survival depends on it | Nesrine...

The Tories concocted the myth of the ‘migrant crisis’. Now their survival depends on it | Nesrine...

Brexit is exposed, the economy is in shreds, the party has imploded – and the government is running out of people to blame, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik

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I was actually supposed to be in the Word Trade Center on 9/11 but then I saw what happened and decided not to go
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Replying to @JamesHannah
A Crow on the Orient Express
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