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John Winger

@goonreport

Just a guy sitting on his couch with a really big remote.

Joined June 2009
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Peter Navarro
@RealPNavarroSep 30
The Sino twins, Carney & Ford, can bash Trump and make headlines. But they’re still going to lose the trade war. The good people of Canada deserve better.
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“It’s called Lake Ontario you fucking moron!”
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It will be Lake America within days... This is ELITE LEVEL trolling! 🤣🤣🤣
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Quiet, piggy.
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MLB
@MLB21 Oct 2025
THE STAGE IS SET. @DODGERS. @BLUEJAYS.
World Series: Dodgers vs. Blue Jays Pictured: Cutouts of Shohei Ohtani, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Alejandro Kirk, Teoscar Hernández, Freddie Freeman, Kevin Gausman, Mookie Betts and George Springer in various action poses. Los Angeles and Toronto geographical elements are placed throughout the graphic. 2025 World Series presented by Capital One

ALT World Series: Dodgers vs. Blue Jays Pictured: Cutouts of Shohei Ohtani, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Alejandro Kirk, Teoscar Hernández, Freddie Freeman, Kevin Gausman, Mookie Betts and George Springer in various action poses. Los Angeles and Toronto geographical elements are placed throughout the graphic. 2025 World Series presented by Capital One

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MLB
@MLB21 Oct 2025
THE TORONTO @BLUEJAYS ARE HEADING TO THEIR FIRST WORLD SERIES IN 32 YEARS 😤 #CLINCHED
American League Champions: Toronto Blue Jays Pictured: Cutouts of Vladimir Guerrero Jr., George Springer, Addison Barger, Daulton Varsho and Andrés Giménez in various action poses. They wear powder blue Blue Jays uniforms with blue and white lettering. Clinches presented by Budweiser

ALT American League Champions: Toronto Blue Jays Pictured: Cutouts of Vladimir Guerrero Jr., George Springer, Addison Barger, Daulton Varsho and Andrés Giménez in various action poses. They wear powder blue Blue Jays uniforms with blue and white lettering. Clinches presented by Budweiser

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Some northern neighbors predict their deep freeze on spending in America could last as long as Donald Trump is in office. Tour buses to New York City are being canceled. Cross-border day trips for shopping are thinning out. And travel agencies are seeing a steep drop-off, too. ow.ly/xFx91065Hti 🇺🇸🇨🇦
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Marcus Stroman
@STR015 May 2016
Zero respect for Odor. Never had respect for him, never will.
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USHL
@USHL29 Oct 2015
Johnny Hockey has changed his name to Johnny Joystick #USHL teapawt.net/PeteBlackburn/status/6…
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G@sickandfresh29 Oct 2015
It's time for everyone to call Rogers and cancel #SayNoToShapiro Bring back #AlexAnthopolous
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seekr@seekr61329 Oct 2015
Dear Rogers: as of 8am I have cancelled ALL my Rogers services. You won't get another dime. #AA #bluejays #FireRogers
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Source: In their 1st & only meeting, new Jays prez Mark Shapiro scolded Alex Anthopolous & staff for trading so many top prospects this yr
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Did #ESPN really call us a "beer league softball team?!" I'm guessing cause we hit homers?? That's all we do well right?! #hihaters
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My niece is already ready!! #tigers thanks for everything...#bluejays lets ride!! Entire country rooting for us! #Wow
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The #Oilers have agreed to terms with 2015 first-overall pick @cmcdavid97 on a three-year entry-level contract!
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.@dshoalts2 Jul 2015
TSN says it won NHL free-agent day with an average of 303,000 viewers Wednesday. Don't you people have lives?
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Hey, let's all remember Pierre McGuire's reaction to the #Habs selecting Carey Price. youtu.be/WLNOtoJ8vb0 via @YouTube
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"How can we spruce up the draft?" "Let's get McDavid and Katz to exchange sort-of scripted lines, and their combined charisma will carry us"
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theScore
@theScore11 Jun 2015
Glendale City Council has voted to end lease agreement with the Coyotes. 😢 thesco.re/1dy3app
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