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Just a guy sitting on his couch with a really big remote.

Joined June 2009
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Boom.
Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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Yup.
Maybe Trump trying to make Canadians our enemies and the Russians our friends wasn’t the best plan.
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Can you imagine being Elaine Musk and spending more than $300million only to get your ass kicked?? I love it.
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TALA-FREAKO!!! WAHOO NICE JOB TEXAS!
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Trump is a crook.
This Forbes investigation is a must-read. Donald Trump pulled in roughly $1.4 billion from crypto in 2025, plus more than $200 million from real estate, and faced a projected tax bill north of $500 million. So his company donated the "development rights" to his Jupiter, Florida golf course to a land trust, argued the course was a natural habitat worth protecting, and kept right on running the club. Forbes estimates the write-off could land around $825 million. He has done this at least five times since 2005. New York's attorney general alleged two of those appraisals were inflated. In Doral, he claimed a deduction of up to $323 million, more than double what he paid for the entire resort. A month after the Jupiter deal, he sued the IRS. The settlement his own Justice Department signed bars claims against him over matters that "could be pending," language that appears broad enough to cover this year's taxes. A federal judge found the case was brought to manipulate the judicial process. And the man now running the IRS, who took the job as this deal was being assembled, has a home backing onto those same Jupiter fairways. This is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody should be able to use the presidency to write his own tax bill. forbes.com/sites/danalexande…
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If true, this is shameful. Let’s hope another organization gives this kid a shot.
This is BS and I have an angle from inside the sports broadcast world. The scuttlebutt is this: ALLEGEDLY… - The Blazers went through a search process and legitimately hired Bell for his basketball knowledge and his fast thinking and insightful commentary. - But moments after hiring him, the woke broadcast staff and other DEI pawns in club management freaked out about hiring a “white guy who will be on the mic for 25 years” - They needed a way out. They knew about the comment made when he was 15!! because of the due diligence before he was hired. - They used it by leaking it to the media. But they didn’t leak it to an investigative reporter with a reputable newspaper. No, they leaked it to a media insider. - The story took off and they had the excuse they needed to fire him (translation: pull back the offer). This is sooo disgusting.
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Hey Alberta Separatists, did you hear this? If you were part of the US right now your seniors would be getting $90!!! I mean, who knew they would be treated so good. I mean I would definitely be a traitor to my own country if my parents could get 90 bucks, that’s like $120 CAD. God is good.
The days of fraudsters stealing from the American people are over.
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The Sino twins, Carney & Ford, can bash Trump and make headlines. But they’re still going to lose the trade war. The good people of Canada deserve better.
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Is it really “mind-boggling”? You have armed militia shooting people in the streets. You have people being arrested for being brown and held in cages for months. And your President is insulting pretty much every country on earth. America says they don’t need anyone, well this is what happens.
NEW: Despite hosting the World Cup, overseas travel to the U.S. was down this summer, with 2 million fewer overseas visitors expected than last year and numbers now 20% below the 2019 peak. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation. It’s mind-boggling,” Geoff Freeman, president and CEO of the U.S. Travel Association, told Axios.
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Who knew Eric Schmitt didn’t know the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks??
Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Sen. Eric Schmitt tweeted this after a Senate Judiciary hearing where he accused Jack Smith of perjury based on texts about a "Hawks" game; Smith attended an Iowa Hawkeyes college game featuring Caitlin Clark in Maryland on Feb. 3, 2024, not an Atlanta Hawks NBA game. nbcnews.com/politics/congr… nytimes.com/athletic/76439… forbes.com/sites/alisondu… sbnation.com/nba/1130599/er…
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Eric Schmitt is the Tommy Tuberville of Marsha Blackburns.
Eric Schmitt might actually be dumber than Tommy Tuberville.
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Imagine being so arrogant and full of yourself that you think by giving a speech you can change how the world names something. This guy is the dumbest man in the planet. The world laughs at him.
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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I thought you already won the war?
🚨 President Trump just made a promise to every American. $3 dollars a gallon then below $2 dollars THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR
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Besides Trump, who are the top 5 dumbest members of this Administration?
Markwayne Mullin is borderline illiterate.
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It’s also tough when you announce total victory every two weeks.
The hardest part of a two week war, is the first 6 months.
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What an arrogant prick! No one is scared of the US. You’re going to invade because we won’t agree to your vassal-state inspired trade deal. Go fuck yourself! We saw what you did in Iran, rather, didn’t do in Iran. 😂😂
EISEN: Markets are wondering if we're in a tit for tat trade war with Canada BESSENT: Well, I don't think you can be in a tit for tat with someone who's 13 times larger than you are EISEN: They say they're doing okay BESSENT: What else are they gonna say? What are they gonna do? Take their 2 submarines and sic them on us?
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