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@grHoss

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Joined April 2012
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Not my circus but the monkey looks familiar.
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Too many managers, not enough management.
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One village, too many idiots.
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The new Tesla car is good for a Sci-fi movie, not for the streets.
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The world will be fucked by the people you elected.
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I ran out of business cards, let me know if you want a dick pic.
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Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The first time I ever felt the power of seduction was while shreddin to Mississippi Queen on Guitar Hero & I thought… well this feels new. This is different.
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It’s been the such a nice lazy day. I’m taking lessons from the cats.
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And for the lady, perhaps a portal to another dimension.
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I don’t want much, just something that transcends time, space, and reality.
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Say I’m delusional one more time and I will kick you off my unicorn.
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My five year plan is getting hit by an asteroid.
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I think it’s time to bring back sword fights.
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The universe is full of chaos and so am I.
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You find happiness in doing what you love. - goes back to bed.
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You are enough just as you are. Just kidding, no you’re not.
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It’s never too late to get your shit together. Just kidding, you’re screwed.
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I’m an 80s kid, your awkward is my normal.
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It wasn’t the devil, it was my idea.
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Say that's real trippy, then snort laugh... you'll feel better
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