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@grHoss

hypercarnivore 🐊 https://teapawt.net/t.co/LDb6CcFAZH

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Joined April 2012
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Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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The first time I ever felt the power of seduction was while shreddin to Mississippi Queen on Guitar Hero & I thought… well this feels new. This is different.
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It’s been the such a nice lazy day. I’m taking lessons from the cats.
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And for the lady, perhaps a portal to another dimension.
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I don’t want much, just something that transcends time, space, and reality.
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Say I’m delusional one more time and I will kick you off my unicorn.
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My five year plan is getting hit by an asteroid.
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I think it’s time to bring back sword fights.
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The universe is full of chaos and so am I.
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You find happiness in doing what you love. - goes back to bed.
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You are enough just as you are. Just kidding, no you’re not.
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It’s never too late to get your shit together. Just kidding, you’re screwed.
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Say that's real trippy, then snort laugh... you'll feel better
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Taylor's new release Zero Drainage... it's either about a prolapsed bladder or drain sludge... we don't know
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Oh my new perfume? Chloroform
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when i said i believe in you, i meant I know you exist.
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i ate almost an entire pizza. i guess i still wont be able to see my abs tomorrow morning.
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when my account gets to 800 followers i'll finally speak to my lawyer about leaving it to my children in my will.
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today I'm calling in to work lazy
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have you ever noticed how everything is bullshit?
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