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Joined November 2019
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i always anticipate that i’ll be bored on long trips so i have a book an ebook my knitting a podcast and downloaded episodes of a show for my 8 hr bus ride to montreal. but what i forget about myself every time is that im really quite happy to just stare out the window for hours
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bubbline for those who care
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Cannot stop watching these
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this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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no professor i actually don’t have to take the exam i only come here for the trees
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blue ohio. blue texas. blue nebraska. blue north carolina. blue south carolina. georgia blue.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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bitch @JDVance
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so invested in abdul el sayed winning you’d think ive at least been to michigan once
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Every single data center is getting converted into a community college tomorrow
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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the thing about this is that jd vance is extremely online and probably does care immensely that he got ratioed on twitter tbh
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The holdovers season is approaching.
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getting so high i start feeling like a church basement
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October 31st. #HappyHalloween
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Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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bleak, just bleak this makes me so unbelievably sad
OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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