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botulism dachshund

@grosspointbreak

i've fallen and i can't get top

Joined December 2020
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I'm a simple man all I want is to find a girl and force her to listen to the full 9 minutes of blueberry boat by the fiery furnaces
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Cheug Knight@chiweethedog22h
she’s all in
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Cheug Knight (@chiweethedog) profile pictureCheug Knight@chiweethedog29 Jun 2025
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yeah man I'll turn that on asap
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Ken Jennings
@KenJennings1 May 2022
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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reilly@GoodPostReillyNov 5
Probably the most enlightening map of election results I’ve seen so far:
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guys I finally figured it out, "o algo" is short for Obama Al Gore
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my startup is saving on our AI token spend by routing requests to Clavicular's instagram DMs via a network of catfish accounts
Clavicular (@clavicular) profile pictureClavicular
@clavicularNov 4
I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
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if you're lined up against the wall, STAY lined up against the wall!
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Gale Na@poisonjrNov 4
VILLAIN: I'm gonna kill those kids!!! KID 1: [gasping] Antus and Sue!!! DIRECTOR: Cut! That's a direction, buddy, not a line. Just “antics ensue.” Action. VILLAIN: I'm gonna kill those kids!!! KID 1: [with resolve] Just Antus and Sue.
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samol 🇮🇪🇵🇸🪏 (@SamolBilly) profile picture
samol 🇮🇪🇵🇸🪏@SamolBillyNov 3
Those fuckass cicadas in the background of every EVA episode:
News to Remember (@allchronology) profile pictureNews to Remember
@allchronologyNov 2
Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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Gayest Tone@gayest_toneNov 3
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Michael Tracey (@mtracey) profile pictureMichael Tracey
@mtraceyNov 3
Replying to @RichardHanania
Just write in "rape"
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Rachel Doležal
@DialloNkechiNov 2
Go Vote. I voted early - from home, in my slippers. Mail-in ballots give voters more time to research all these propositions! #Vote #Elections2026 #footpics
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cool C-3PO, Anakin. want to bring it to the White House?
President Obama (@POTUS44) profile picturePresident Obama
@POTUS4416 Sep 2015
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitNov 3
I have synesthesia… and racial slurs STINK!
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Replying to @chillbasileus @posting_forever
Sheev Palpatine I voted for you and I love you but we are not khyber crystal independent. We are having a hard time getting power converters for the moisture farms in Tatooine.
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@ZeroSuitCamusNov 2
I’ve seen many theories circulating but it’s a tragedy what happened to Skywalter. They were groomed by Pandma and found out their mom was dead when visiting her at her job, which was slave. These things would be difficult for anyone, but especially an AMAB with a unique haircut, which is a telltale sign of gender experimentation ❤️‍🩹
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@laura_nelsonNov 2
I saw otters swimming in an icy river today in Anchorage, and it may be one of the cutest things I've ever seen
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maia arson crimew 🐈@awawawhoamiNov 2
don't siege leningrad, take it immediately
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportNov 1
Trump: I could have won the Vietnam War in a week. They kept bombing forests for years instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City.
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Ho Chi Minh City was called Saigon during the war. It was the capital of South Vietnam, the US ally, and was renamed only in 1976. The US did repeatedly bomb North Vietnam's capital, Hanoi, including the 1972 Christmas bombing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ho_Chi_Mi… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation…
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Jeremy Fragrance@JeremyFragrance6 Jul 2024
A Hot Woman Wanted to Do A Picture With Me I Didnt Record Because My Phone Was At The Charger. POWER. #jeremyfragrance
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this stuff is really good
"Extra Extra Broccoli" hazy double IPA from Other Half Brewing

ALT "Extra Extra Broccoli" hazy double IPA from Other Half Brewing

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Duran duran if they were Joestars: His name is Dio and he kills me with his stand
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