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Joined April 2021
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
every waffle house will now be renamed to 'wallahi house' and all the servers will have pronoun pins on their aprons and all the cooks will be haitian immigrants and the jukebox will only play chappell roan
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Applejack laughing straight in his face is sooooo funny love her
O que a Cadance falou que deixou o Shining Armor puto?
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blue Midwest states coming together to curse the huskers for another 20 years of shit games
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
Instagram is glitched out and all its showing me is Halloween dean norris
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culver’s butter burger and cheese curds. then “ope, i’m gonna squeeze right past ya” at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos
You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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Lincoln, Nebraska
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Instagram is glitched out and all its showing me is Halloween dean norris
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
Omaha, Nebraska should be at the center of a transcontinental High Speed Rail line from New York to Los Angeles. Imagine getting to Denver in two hours. Imagine getting to Chicago in less than an hour.
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
HANGER DROP FRIDAY!
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Tonight, Nebraska was the wall against socialism.
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Replying to @PeteRicketts
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Voting in Nebraska
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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for Pete Ricketts dozens of time using fake identities. My name is Dana Holgerson and I’m the OC of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team. Please arrest me and force me to resign 🙏
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Pleassssse dont let ricketts win
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Oh shit lmao
Denise Powell has won Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. (via NBC)
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ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 retweeted
gruesome twosome #sunnytwt
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