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every waffle house will now be renamed to 'wallahi house' and all the servers will have pronoun pins on their aprons and all the cooks will be haitian immigrants and the jukebox will only play chappell roan
ridley β§οΈ ππ΅ retweeted
Instagram is glitched out and all its showing me is Halloween dean norris
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midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culverβs butter burger and cheese curds. then βope, iβm gonna squeeze right past yaβ at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and iβve been terrified of elvis ever since
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Omaha, Nebraska should be at the center of a transcontinental High Speed Rail line from New York to Los Angeles. Imagine getting to Denver in two hours. Imagine getting to Chicago in less than an hour.
ridley β§οΈ ππ΅ retweeted
Hello Iβve committed voter fraud and Iβd like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for Pete Ricketts dozens of time using fake identities.
My name is Dana Holgerson and Iβm the OC of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team. Please arrest me and force me to resign π
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π¨β¨ COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! β¨π¨
I'm opening ONLY 5 COMMISSION SLOTS! ποΈ
π Commission Prices:β¨β¨ Two-character commission β $45β¨π¨ One fully colored character β $30
If you're interested in commissioning my art, please DM me!
