It’s infuriating because it’s the dichotomy between what we are told is happening and what actually is. Nobody cares about doctors and nurses letting off steam - it’s that we’re told patients are dying in the halls and the system is being overrun.

Deion Sanders will be the next head coach at Alabama.

Does anyone want to go in on a Veranda suite at the State Farm Arena for the Twice Concert in Atlanta? I’ve got an opportunity to reserve one but I have to act fast. Tickets would be about $450-500 each. #Twice #TWICE_4TH_WORLD_TOUR

In otter news…

I’m sorry. If you have a daily podcast longer than an hour, I simply can’t make that kind of commitment.

I’ve spent the past month muting every sponsored ad on Twitter. Right now I’m at drug companies and liquor. To be continued...

Okay, so far we had a good relationship with Hitler and Abraham Lincoln was a racist. Needless to say, Biden is hitting it out of the park. #Debates2020

"You paid more taxes than a billionaire," said the people who write the tax code.

What? No Buffalo Springfield to end the night?

How long until we cancel the word ‘generally?’

Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a MyPillow for Christmas this year.

I know this quarantine has been forever, I just didn’t know it was Christmas already. #AmericanIdol

Are Hawaiian shirts standard issue police uniforms? #LivePD

I bet Uncle Sam is still gonna get his 40 cents/gallon

All these governors are sure gonna show Trump that he’s not in charge and they’re doing a great job by taking charge and doing a good job. That’ll sure teach him.

Social distance enforcement does not make good TV. #LivePD

WTF? Bloomberg's half a billion was going to give every American $1 million. Now, the Senate spends $2 Trillion and I ONLY get $1,200? Forget that! #Bloomberg2020

Barb got the Coronavirus? #TheBachelor

Pete’s mom #TheBachelor

Wait. Madison lets Pete cheat on her TWICE and she’s not “there for him?” The fact that she is still around says a lot about her love for Pete. #TheBachelor