@halfbuttoned1

I write about nerdity and nudity. Burlesque with Star Wars? Oh yeah. @Playboy @Fodor's @MensHealth @Giddy

Joined May 2018
  • Tweets287
  • Following195
  • Followers205
88Media
I used to work with a woman who sent out all-office emails announcing that it was sandal season and we all needed to make sure our feet weren't hideous. Ah, Yelena-- thank you for the wisdom. #Coworkers #nails
1
124
Mariah Douglas retweeted
Leanne Yau@polyphiliablog2 Jan 2023
If your girlfriend sends you a nude, don’t show it to your wife without asking her. Don’t go overboard with the details of a date if your partner isn’t ready or is just generally unwilling to hear it. #polyamory #glassonion
2
19
2
137
11,490
How is it only TUESDAY?
I'm writing for @GetMeGiddy about #toxicmonogamy. DM if you have thoughts plz!
1
2
Compassion is needed here.
Lidia Terrazas@LidiaTerrazas28 May 2022
PLEASE HELP: This is Elihana Cruz Torres, one of the victims of the Uvalde massacre. Her dad is incarcerated for a drug-related offense. He received the last letter from her on Friday May 20. Thursday afternoon he found out of her passing and his compassionate release was denied.
Agreed-- that dishonesty is seen as preferable boggles my brain.
primordial pouch🍉@smileyriley3623 Apr 2022
People will swear up and down they could never be polyamorous and then cheat on their partner. It's like "I can date more than one person just not consensually" 🙄
1
2
Yessss
The Mona Show@themonashow_23 Apr 2022
Polyamory Tip: Polysaturation is a thing. Love may be infinite, but your time and emotional energy aren't.
1
OMG, *this*
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
1
So, what's the deal when someone you were involved with likes your tweets-- but then doesn't answer a straight-up email?
1
2
#polyamory #ENM
PaulDouglas@WrkinOnHalf13 Apr 2022
Replying to @WrkinOnHalf
So, how often, poly folk, do you get tested?
0%Every new partner,
0%Monthly
0%Quarterly
0%Testing?
0 votes • Final results
Connected with a guy online-- he'd liked *me* first-- and then he disconnected immediately. Wtf? #polyamory #ethicalnonmonogamy #dating
1
It was so very nice to sleep in my own bed again last night! #vacations
1
I'm not at all sure about this. Airport vendor.
Sigh, back to the world of lesser mortals. You've spoiled us, @OceanKeyResort!
1
2
The further adventures of #keywest #vacationvibes @OceanKeyResort
1
4
This, however, distinctly does not suck. Omigod, am in heaven, @OceanKeyResort. #vacationmode
1
1
3
Pro tip: if there are chickens cruising your car rental's parking lot-- run away. #nextcarsucks
1
1
Finally in #Miami and at @HotelCroydon. Need a Cuban sandwich and a cortado before I can think about the evening!
Here's mine-- what's yours? I'll have what she's having.
Diane Nichols@DNicholsAuthor26 Mar 2022
Let's have some fun... Share a line from a movie that would tell most people what the movie is without saying the title. Me: Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn. YOUR TURN! GO!!!!
1
1
#writers, show me what you've got!
Kayla Hicks 📚
@klhicks91226 Mar 2022
Show me a gif that gives a hint to your books storyline
2
Load more