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delaney

@halvesreal

I’m not kidding Delaney is actually real!!!!!

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ihadmyhandovermymouthandiwatchedthemoonovermichigan

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2022 when I was twenty vs 2026 when I’m twenty four. ive lowkey always known a thing or two about a thing or two
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2022 vs 2026 omg this is embarrassing
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Do You Think I'm Pretty

Do You Think I'm Pretty

Racing Mount Pleasant · Grip Your Fist, I'm Heaven Bound · Song · 2022

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IM IN THE WAY OF YOU
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Alright that’s enough
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What is indie rock? Our answer is these 100 albums pitchfork.com/story/the-100-…
The 100 Best Indie Rock Albums of All Time

The 100 Best Indie Rock Albums of All Time

We rank the genre’s greatest records in an attempt to define its sound and spirit.

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Oh god they included Geese we’re never beating psyop allegations
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Not afraid to admit I’ve been in a post concert depression since geese-o-ween
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White men love saying cock
★ (@loneliestwyou) profile picture★@loneliestwyouNov 6
“whoever catches this has to….suck the shit out of it” lmfaocskj
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Are there any songs about having a chimpish bark but detrimental bite
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Didn’t party at all this weekend but I didn’t find some really good music so that’s cool
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DID* ugh typos 🔥🔥🔥
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This is the best produced album ever open.spotify.com/album/49MNm…
Listen to Mezzanine - Album by Massive Attack | Spotify

Listen to Mezzanine - Album by Massive Attack | Spotify

Massive Attack · album · 1998 · 11 songs

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Don’t think I worded this right at all but whatever
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And I will love you who has so little to say Sunday open.spotify.com/track/0v0BM…
If You Turn Back Now - Live at Carnegie Hall

If You Turn Back Now - Live at Carnegie Hall

Cameron Winter · Live at Carnegie Hall · Song · 2026

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Not even giving today a chance
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So it turns out I actually did have TWO burgers this spring and completely forgot. But this IS my first burger from Red Robin and probably third in my entire life
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Delaney’s first burger
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He took it to hell genuinely
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Woke up with Vines stuck in my head……
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Woke up with Vines stuck in my head……
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International affairs are Now
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@halvesreal conducting a tarot reading
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“So imagine a burger” I. Can’t.
Rin (@karina01215) profile pictureRin@karina01215Nov 7
I took Delaney to Red Robin and found out that not only was it her first time at Red Robin, it was also her first time eating a burger
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Delaney’s first burger
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At Red Robin for the first time and I’m seeing God
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