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I’m not kidding Delaney is actually real!!!!!

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Joined March 2025
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I'm gonna devour him whole
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this damn doctor is too busy healing himself to get rid of my bad times and get rid of my good times too
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"i fucked her" relax dude, she slept with you as an act of self-harm
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delaney retweeted
likelikelike Uhhhh…
anybody ever notice that cameron says “the lord She lifts me every breath i take” in crusades at the salt shed is this normal does this happen often
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delaney retweeted
everyone is kinda going through the same thing all the time
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new concept i just came up with: one direction x geese fan account named 1Dcountry
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most erotic moments in music history 1. lou reed’s giggle after “now bleed for me!” in Venus in Furs by the Velvet Underground 2. bernard sumner replacing “sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la” with “i’m in love with you, i’m in love with you” for half a bar in Paradise by New Order
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you met me at a very Geese time in my life
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we moved on too fast
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i hate breakfast culture i dont want a fucking muffin i want pho
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delaney retweeted
it’s parker posey day!!!
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happy birthday parker posey.. 🎂#Motherquake
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i have one tooth and it’s fucking perfect
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FUCJKKKKJGDSASRYKTTUBOG MY GOD
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