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me as an NHL team owner after rewatching a movie i really like: FANS! I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT OUR GAME ON THE 22ND WILL BE OUR FIRST ANNUAL “MEN IN BLACK” NIGHT
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Matthew Schaefer became the first player in NHL HISTORY to play an entire five-minute overtime without leaving the ice, per @FriedgeHNIC 🤯 The 19-year-old finished with 32:16 of ice time and an assist in New York's shootout win over Nashville 😳
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Well we’re definitely saving this Brian Kelly as a birthday cake picture.
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Ok, NOW we’re ready 😂 Watch Mika and Durz take on the Whisper Challenge 👀 → bit.ly/4e2wJkf
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For context, Cooley went on SportsCenter and they liked him so much they asked him to come back at a later slot and then presented him with athletes saying things about mentality and his genuine reaction to Winston was “religious psychosis.”
I can’t believe “Devin Cooley just diagnosed Jameis Winston with religious psychosis on SportsCenter” is a real sentence.
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EVERYONE UP!!!!!! REAL CINEMA IS BACK!
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has officially been submitted for consideration for Best Animated Film at the Oscars. (via: @GoldDerby)
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just incredible stuff happening here
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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PAUSE. DARNELL NURSE AS ALFONSO RIBEIRO!!!!!
Sharkies Halloween 👻🦈
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flav’s the best of all of us
Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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It never ceases to amaze me how hockey media will endlessly bemoan the lack of personality shown by players but then immediately label any visible personality as bad. And then fail to make the connection between those two things.
O-Dog warns that Devin Cooley's fun interviews could backfire if his play worsens 👀😅 #OverDrive
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A message from Emily, Dustin, and the Byfuglien family to you, Winnipeg 💙 I’ve been trying to find the right words to describe what this weekend meant to our family, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to do it justice. Winnipeg, you gave us something this weekend that I didn’t realize how much I needed. A goodbye we never really got to have. The way our chapter in Winnipeg ended wasn’t how any of us imagined it would. There were a lot of emotions, a lot left unsaid, and a goodbye that never really happened. For years, I’ve carried a little sadness about that. Not because of the hockey, but because of the people. Because Winnipeg was never just about hockey to us. It was a city that embraced our family, watched our children grow, celebrated with us, and stood behind us through so many incredible years. The friendships, the memories, the familiar faces in the stands, and the kindness we experienced are things I will carry with me for the rest of my life. Coming back this weekend and feeling that same love after all these years was overwhelming in the most beautiful way. Every hug, every kind word, every person who stopped us to share a memory or simply say hello reminded me just how special this city and its people truly are. I know the ending was complicated. I know there were feelings on all sides. But this weekend reminded me that sometimes the love and memories you leave behind are bigger than the way a chapter ends. And maybe that’s what made this weekend so emotional. We finally got to feel the goodbye we missed, and it was more beautiful than I could have imagined. To the fans who loved and supported our family for all those years, and who welcomed us back like no time had passed, thank you. You gave us more than you probably realize. Winnipeg will always hold a piece of my heart. Not because of the games, the wins, or the hockey, but because of the people who made it feel like home. Some chapters don’t end the way we hoped. But sometimes, if we’re lucky, we get one more moment to remember just how beautiful they were. Thank you, Winnipeg. For all of it. Xo
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it only took james reimer 75 seconds to let the lowest-scoring team in the national hockey league score on him
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Watching Dropout to prep for You Can See Everything. All they're doing is improv and rolling 20 sided dice, when the hell does Elizabeth Holmes come out
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Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.
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my actual reaction to minten dressing up as Black Panther btw 😭🤣
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Lead us not in to penn station
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THIS PHOTO IS SO CLEAN 😮‍💨 #HeritageClassic
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Btw- it’s confirmed that yesterday was Korpisalo’s first day on ice since going on IR with his foot infection #NYR
Sullivan said Joonas Korpisalo skated yesterday and today. He needed to double check if yesterday was his first day on the ice but his larger point is that he’s making progress. #NYR
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THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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