The Voice in your head, on your radio, or TV, that won't shut up. Worst fan ever!
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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I guess Iโm my own state. Itโs 12:30a btw
๐ Average Bedtime by U.S. State
๐บ๐ธ Hawaii โ 11:06 pm
๐บ๐ธ New Mexico โ 11:12 pm
๐บ๐ธ Arizona โ 11:12 pm
๐บ๐ธ Maine โ 11:13 pm
๐บ๐ธ Wyoming โ 11:17 pm
๐บ๐ธ New Hampshire โ 11:19 pm
๐บ๐ธ Colorado โ 11:19 pm
๐บ๐ธ Rhode Island โ 11:21 pm
๐บ๐ธ Wisconsin โ 11:22 pm
๐บ๐ธ Montana โ 11:23 pm
๐บ๐ธ South Dakota โ 11:23 pm
๐บ๐ธ Mississippi โ 11:25 pm
๐บ๐ธ Delaware โ 11:26 pm
๐บ๐ธ Nevada โ 11:26 pm
๐บ๐ธ Alabama โ 11:29 pm
๐บ๐ธ Alaska โ 11:30 pm
๐บ๐ธ Tennessee โ 11:30 pm
๐บ๐ธ Vermont โ 11:30 pm
๐บ๐ธ Idaho โ 11:30 pm
๐บ๐ธ Louisiana โ 11:31 pm
๐บ๐ธ Iowa โ 11:33 pm
๐บ๐ธ Minnesota โ 11:33 pm
๐บ๐ธ Washington โ 11:33 pm
๐บ๐ธ Nebraska โ 11:34 pm
๐บ๐ธ Missouri โ 11:35 pm
๐บ๐ธ Oregon โ 11:35 pm
๐บ๐ธ South Carolina โ 11:35 pm
๐บ๐ธ North Carolina โ 11:36 pm
๐บ๐ธ Arkansas โ 11:36 pm
๐บ๐ธ Kansas โ 11:36 pm
๐บ๐ธ Massachusetts โ 11:37 pm
๐บ๐ธ Illinois โ 11:37 pm
๐บ๐ธ Florida โ 11:37 pm
๐บ๐ธ California โ 11:38 pm
๐บ๐ธ Virginia โ 11:38 pm
๐บ๐ธ Connecticut โ 11:40 pm
๐บ๐ธ Pennsylvania โ 11:41 pm
๐บ๐ธ Oklahoma โ 11:42 pm
๐บ๐ธ Maryland โ 11:43 pm
๐บ๐ธ Texas โ 11:43 pm
๐บ๐ธ West Virginia โ 11:43 pm
๐บ๐ธ North Dakota โ 11:44 pm
๐บ๐ธ Michigan โ 11:44 pm
๐บ๐ธ Indiana โ 11:44 pm
๐บ๐ธ New Jersey โ 11:46 pm
๐บ๐ธ Utah โ 11:47 pm
๐บ๐ธ Ohio โ 11:47 pm
๐บ๐ธ Georgia โ 11:49 pm
๐บ๐ธ Kentucky โ 11:50 pm
๐บ๐ธ New York โ 11:53 pm
๐บ๐ธ District of Columbia โ 11:56 pm
U.S. average โ 11:37 pm
Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20โ11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours).
Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Womenโs Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
Chiefs get held to three points and Collinsworth is in the booth praising Mahomes for chasing down his own fumble. That's not analysis, that's a dad at his kid's soccer game.
Everyone spent all weekend feeling sorry for Tom Brady sitting alone on a yacht. Turns out he's dating a Victoria's Secret model. Nobody's ever felt sorry for me and I eat lunch alone in my car in a Ralphs parking lot
The mummies couldn't consent to being on display, but they were apparently totally cool with being dug up and shipped to Scotland.
The Supreme Court is going to decide if you're allowed to make whiskey in your own house.?Asking for a friend who owns a bathtub and has no further questions.
Find me the guy who let the mosquitoes out of the crate at the port of LA 10 or 15yrs ago! This is getting bad!
Pay attention kids uncle Howie has a little class video for you today. it's on the test. If you pass you keep your country! If you fail the "ants" win
I wrote this description/warning of what is happening in the West. Please watch it and share it with others. @idicenter
So uh how long does it take to get over jet lag from Australia? asking for a friend @RamsNFL
BTW Didn't watch Game 4. Knew the score before they took the field. Should've called me, @Dodgers fans. I'd have saved you $75 in parking
What? Big Foot was a hoax? now what am I supposed to fear in the woods all by myself at 3am?
westernjournal.com/bigfoot-cโฆ
We are literally the only place on earth where a hurricane here is partly cloudy with slight ocean breeze and we still manage to end up decimated
#BREAKING: New video from Long Beach, CA shows homes starting to collapse due to large waves from Rachel's impacts.
Emergency crews rushed to deploy seawall barriers as the coast took a beating on Sunday.
We'll have continued coverage of this story and more. #CAwx
WATCH: youtube.com/live/3dDyjHc8DkAโฆ
READ MORE: weathernationtv.com/news/calโฆ
Oh great, another World Series run. Canโt wait to pay $90 to park on a steep incline in the dirt, wait 45 minutes to use a trough urinal, sit behind a concrete pillar in the nosebleeds, and spend three hours motionless in Lot 4 afterwards.
See you there. Go @Dodgers!
Replaced by Sammy Hagar again! lol
David Lee Roth Band Fires David Lee Roth
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This is AWESOME! now do the DMV!
SECRETARY RUBIO on AMERICA.GOV PASSPORTS: No printing forms, no drugstore hostage photo, no appointment, no line, no middleman that you're paying to do something that should be available to you.