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@headassbtw

jack of way too many trades, pretty good at a few

 The UNSA Retribution
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Joined July 2018
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never kill yourself
Lenovo ThinkPad T495s running balatro in the foreground, being held up by my left hand. The Golden Gate Bridge is in the background

ALT Lenovo ThinkPad T495s running balatro in the foreground, being held up by my left hand. The Golden Gate Bridge is in the background

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aw man
cropped screenshot of my discord profile. on the left is a warning saying "Going away soon! We're retiring Nitro custom widgets, so this one will be removed oon. Other widgets will remain!" on the right is a custom widget headered "Really cool Discord Nitro feature!" below is an image of Tim Sweeney drinking from a Popeye's cup in a barren room save for a plasma globe on the floor in the image is text overlaid: "I lost the game" subtitled "Just thought you should know"

ALT cropped screenshot of my discord profile. on the left is a warning saying "Going away soon! We're retiring Nitro custom widgets, so this one will be removed oon. Other widgets will remain!" on the right is a custom widget headered "Really cool Discord Nitro feature!" below is an image of Tim Sweeney drinking from a Popeye's cup in a barren room save for a plasma globe on the floor in the image is text overlaid: "I lost the game" subtitled "Just thought you should know"

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Navi@NaviNaviiiiNov 9
Godbless this tweet
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lil (@lilifying) profile picturelil@lilifyingNov 9
its okay to not like remakes but people do it in such an obnoxious way lately like sorry man i don't think calling someone subhuman cattle for 100 likes for liking the ocarina of time remake will make people agree with you lol
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Physics Memes (@ThePhysicsMemes) profile picture
Physics Memes
@ThePhysicsMemesNov 7
Me angry #quantumphysics
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Niggas talking about Volvos n shit I’ll show you who the real #polestar is #bendover
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teej dv 🔭 (@teej_dv) profile picture
teej dv 🔭
@teej_dvOct 25
fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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i got a Z Fold 5 for cheap a few months back because i was curious about foldables, and then my real phone's digitizer broke in the parking lot, so i've been stuck on it ever since. i cannot stress to you how bad samsung is at software. in every way. this isn't even the worst!
Samsung OneUI notification shade screenshot. the app underneath is white, and there's nothing to help the clock, status bar, or any labels stand out amongst it. the media player widget, as well as two notifications are showing, all of which have a horrendous corner radius, show next to no information, and neither of them match in color.

ALT Samsung OneUI notification shade screenshot. the app underneath is white, and there's nothing to help the clock, status bar, or any labels stand out amongst it. the media player widget, as well as two notifications are showing, all of which have a horrendous corner radius, show next to no information, and neither of them match in color.

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no contrast, egregious notification rounding, no notification content, inconsistent coloring, the scrolling "notification settings", lack of quick notification history access it's so bad it's almost funny, but i have to live with it
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Replying to @NondescriptRed
A lot of people who talk about opsec don't have operations to secure and should probably focus on job security first
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Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем. Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ
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NSG650 (@nsg650) profile picture
NSG650@nsg650Oct 22
Oh yeah gm btw
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soupermadz@soupermadzOct 21
"Including Marathon"
Wario64 (@Wario64) profile pictureWario64
@Wario64Oct 21
Humble Games Bundle: Sci-Fi Exposure ($25 for all including Marathon) buff.ly/Df9qJZN #ad
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Marion Kubit (@MarionKubit) profile picture
Marion Kubit
@MarionKubitOct 16
„Porsche hat kein FSD“ Ist auch n Satz der von Leuten kommen muss, die sich darüber beschweren, dass sie ihre Frau noch selbst ficken müssen.
Poopeye the Sailor (@CudaMster) profile picturePoopeye the Sailor
@CudaMsterOct 16
Replying to @MarionKubit
A Tesla has FSD. Porsche doesn't. And see where a Porsche is on the list: consumerreports.org/cars/car…
Tesla and Nissan Make the Most Reliable Electric Vehicles via @ConsumerReports

Tesla and Nissan Make the Most Reliable Electric Vehicles via @ConsumerReports

Consumer Reports' survey data show that today's EVs tend to be more problematic than their gasoline-powered or hybrid counterparts, with two exceptions from Nissan and Tesla.

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Verm@SINKPlSSEROct 13
Im raping the ford
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Verm (@SINKPlSSER) profile pictureVerm@SINKPlSSEROct 12
Putting CarPlay in a 30+ year old car feels like rape
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bry@BryytGamerOct 12
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Tim Sweeney (@TimSweeneyEpic) profile pictureTim Sweeney
@TimSweeneyEpicOct 12
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration. The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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Queen Elizabeth II (@ezShroom) profile picture
Queen Elizabeth II
@ezShroomOct 12
you know how sometimes your iphone gets sued
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this is up there with iCloud and microsoft's "stay logged in" for the top ten lies
Facebook Marketplace notification New listings were added that match your search alert: "1989 Toyota MR2"

ALT Facebook Marketplace notification New listings were added that match your search alert: "1989 Toyota MR2"

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fun fact! EVERY SINGLE TIME i have gotten into the fast lane since the crash, the same thing has nearly happened. someone rapidly slows down for zero reason. every. single. time. the first time was in the exact same *place* too
headass 🐀 (@headassbtw) profile pictureheadass 🐀@headassbtwJul 16
hey @googlehealth y'all tracked an activity but won't let my label it properly
My 2008 toyota tacoma, frontend completely smashed, bleeding coolant

ALT My 2008 toyota tacoma, frontend completely smashed, bleeding coolant

Google Health notification "Looks like you were active from 10:53 AM-12:17 PM. Nice! See the rec..."

ALT Google Health notification "Looks like you were active from 10:53 AM-12:17 PM. Nice! See the rec..."

Google health activity type search bar "car crash" No results found for the given criteria

ALT Google health activity type search bar "car crash" No results found for the given criteria

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Fuck yeah bro, For You page.
$20 - Berlin Thunderbolt 3 Dock Pro $350 - Mazda RX-8 '04-'08 Housings $150 - Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey model $25 - Freddy Fazbear backpack - the thumbnail is an edit of freddy with his jaw dropped $4,000 - Mac Pro 2019, 28 core, 192 GB RAM $10 - 2016 Toyota Tacoma - the thumbnail is just two exhaust components sitting on wood $12,800 - 2002 Toyota Tacoma double cab PreRunner $300 - trashcan Mac Pro $3,800 - 2-Stryker MX-Pro Rugged Ambulance stretcher $200 - OneWheel Pint Disassembled for Parts - it's very clearly in multiple pieces $135,000 - 2012 Ford food truck $1,200 Complete 20-volume set of The Oxford[...] $100 - Fusion MS-IP500 Marine Stereo $900 - 2007 Kawasaki ninja $450 - Ferrari 458 Carbon Fiber paddle shifters

ALT $20 - Berlin Thunderbolt 3 Dock Pro $350 - Mazda RX-8 '04-'08 Housings $150 - Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey model $25 - Freddy Fazbear backpack - the thumbnail is an edit of freddy with his jaw dropped $4,000 - Mac Pro 2019, 28 core, 192 GB RAM $10 - 2016 Toyota Tacoma - the thumbnail is just two exhaust components sitting on wood $12,800 - 2002 Toyota Tacoma double cab PreRunner $300 - trashcan Mac Pro $3,800 - 2-Stryker MX-Pro Rugged Ambulance stretcher $200 - OneWheel Pint Disassembled for Parts - it's very clearly in multiple pieces $135,000 - 2012 Ford food truck $1,200 Complete 20-volume set of The Oxford[...] $100 - Fusion MS-IP500 Marine Stereo $900 - 2007 Kawasaki ninja $450 - Ferrari 458 Carbon Fiber paddle shifters

headass 🐀 (@headassbtw) profile pictureheadass 🐀@headassbtwAug 16
it's For You dawg it's lit
Facebook Marketplace screenshot. listings in order: $15,500 - 2014 Toyota Tacoma $300 - Sony Xperia 1 II $100 - EVGA GTX 1080 Ti (waterblocked) $28,888 - 2000s woodland camo painted humvee $1,299 - Medieval suit of armor $400 - in n out menu board

ALT Facebook Marketplace screenshot. listings in order: $15,500 - 2014 Toyota Tacoma $300 - Sony Xperia 1 II $100 - EVGA GTX 1080 Ti (waterblocked) $28,888 - 2000s woodland camo painted humvee $1,299 - Medieval suit of armor $400 - in n out menu board

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the last remaining component from my original computer in 2019, a 2TB Seagate SSHD, finally died on me. suddenly and without warning, unfortunately. no power at all, even the debug/factory serial interface is dead. welp, RIP to my downloads folder, old clips archive, and others
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