@heck_engine

Um hey i has the gay (They/Them, Pan as heck) Magic the Gathering and bad video games. Posts are Yours actually how dare you tweet that

 Columbus, OH
Joined November 2012
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@ ashennewt on the skeet zone lets see if there is cool too i made it ages ago but never post so lets change that i guess
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Millennial Occupied Government
ZACH 🇵🇸@cozyplup10h
mamdani quotes avatar the last airbender s1 ep 16. MY FUCKING GOAT 🐐america’s hero
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I've never been pavlov'd this quickly I read the first line of this tweet and genuinely thought it was gonna be about how feederism would be better if there was a gorilla with a tesla cannon
Tedesco Impregnator ⚣@qindlass12h
I like feederism but it be a better fetish if their was less focus on "ruining" someone's body + humiliation of omce athletic and conventionally attractive people and instead like...an actual love and appreciation of fatness
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Omar Fateh, Hasan Piker, and an impossible choice
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Fakko@FanAkko14h
They're doing sitcom episodes parodying video essays now I didnt think we'd get here
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm16h
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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tbf one they hit like 4 they will start breaking out some eloquent ass statements like the second one because you said something semi similar months ago and it has been cooking in their head the whole time
aki@dokjasrkive11h
Babies speaking full sentences at 2yo gets me everytime like 😭 its not even "i want to eat" but a whole "daddy it's ok to feel sad that's how people are" or some philosophical stuff like NO 😭
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but it wont be because they noticed you are sad it will be fully unprompted on the way to the park
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Pawniard@actualalarmcloc14h
Catastrophic hyperfixation lottery loss
M1das
@M1das_OW215h
theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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I'm so fucking tired of this basic bitch ass take pls get new material why would we assume he wouldn't also make Joseph a baby it's so annoying
SybylyntVoice@SibilantSays12h
To this day I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE that there was an enemy stand in stardust crusaders that reverses someone's age and ARAKI DIDN'T USE IT FOR A PART 2 JOSEPH COMEBACK IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA very funny bit on his part honestly
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meg 🔪🩸@ninthfcrm15h
stupid sillies hakuhiro
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Mars@KnightmAr3s13h
This is the best mod ever #deadlock
Sparkles 🇩🇴@lyamsparkleOct 24
Its real… Finally posting the first version of my mod!! Link bellow ⬇️ #deadlock #deadlocktwt #ted #mod
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Coworker just accidentally confirmed that she thought I can't read
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Explaining the concept of the downwardly-mobile petite bourgeoisie to a physics student
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It's lowkey fucking insane how influential this cover has become AND how much more it still has room to grow.
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i appreciate the sentiment but we need more people to hop on rokus house of oddities so we really need you to spread the word
Melons🍉 CR: Children of the Whales@MelonsinmyAtticOct 26
A few people asked what the series was, but one person ask Grok instead, so now I’m not telling anybody. Figure it out yourself.
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put way too much paprika on these potato wedges fuuuuuuck
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2026年10月30日（金）登場予定 TVアニメ『薬屋のひとりごと』 ちびぐるみ エイプリルフール2026～アイドル衣装～vol.1 bsp-prize.jp/item/2839947/
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She’s got the drip, the skill and the heart 🩵 Bridget’s birthday is a celebration of being unapologetically yourself. #GGST
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I love to turn into a weird ass salamander and then have sex with my boss who also turned into a weird ass salamander
Devolution - 1B Enchantment - Aura (Uncommon) Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -4/-0, can't block, and is a Salamander. (It loses all other creature types.) Threshold - At the beginning of each upkeep, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile enchanted creature.

ALT Devolution - 1B Enchantment - Aura (Uncommon) Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -4/-0, can't block, and is a Salamander. (It loses all other creature types.) Threshold - At the beginning of each upkeep, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile enchanted creature.

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this episode is one of the few things i knew about star trek before i started watching it, aside from spock and kirk boning and that song about the TNG cast fucking all the time
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