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Joined March 2019
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I don't believe a word of people talking about "projections" going down. they were saying the same thing about Coyote vs. Acme. at this point it feels like they're just trying to control the industry narrative. which funnily enough is quite apposite given the plot of Digger.
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(just saw the film. whatever you can say about it, it's undeniably fascinating.)
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I know Victoria's Secret girl I wouldn't name names she's an old man who lives in Ohio who hangs out on Little Saint James
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I feel very fondly towards all the nick mullen soliloquies about midbudget 90's drama films because they're so clearly the product of just the deepest rock bottom depression
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house tour (2026)
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Beric Dondarrion.
too much discourse has been happening lately it's time to talk about everyone's favorite background characters. i'll go first i love mya stone she's my wife
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there’s a man from new orleans on tiktok that sings a (what i’m assuming is an original) song in which he yells the lyrics “I GOT THAT BIG FAT WOMAN LOVING ME ALL NIGHT LONG” in a very “princess and the frog” ass voice and now it is my vocal stim until further notice.
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hellenberg retweeted
Jack Ciattarelli's Lt Gov nominee on tonight's debate: "All taxes are on the table...but not for millionaires"
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‼️ T-DICK GROWTH REVEAL AT £400 ‼️ When my fun dee raiser hits £400 I will reveal my bottom growth from T so far, including before pics, and believe me it has been growing :^) Please help me stay on T so it can get even bigger!!! 🔗 is 👇🏻
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I'd like to announce that I am a little over 1 month on T!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 BUT this is not the end of the story, I posted a very important update to my fundraiser Please check it out and consider helping me STAY on T, which has measurably improved my health in a short period of time
After a lot of consideration I have decided to start a GFM I just want to finally be able to transition after 12+ years of being out trying to live as my actual self but facing so so many barriers It will help not only my mental but physical health too 🔗👇🏻 Please check it out
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"For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world "For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences" -July 4, 1776
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qrting this because i am having yet another Yearly: my teeth are threatening to Fucking Kill Me incident
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hey all i really hate to post stuff like this but i’m having some Medical Issues and need to move soon, so i made a GoFundMe, help out a little sheep if u are so inclined gofund.me/03957c7d
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After a lot of consideration I have decided to start a GFM I just want to finally be able to transition after 12+ years of being out trying to live as my actual self but facing so so many barriers It will help not only my mental but physical health too 🔗👇🏻 Please check it out
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We’re cuties and we know it. @KiwiCouli
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Do you like monster hunter and stupid vtubers? you're in luck! On the release of Monster hunter Wilds me, yeena, and other streamers will be hosting a Fundraiser For the PCRF! Join us as we hunt monsties for 8 hours a day to help Gazas Children over on twitch
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guy that will make a huge discovery about himself in his late 20s: yeah idk i just hate labels
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Holy shit, I wrote a book! If you like D&D, vampires, polyamory, tragedy, redemption, and cute little goblins cooking food, then boy do I have the novel for you. It would mean the world to me if any of y’all took a look at this 🥹🥹 a.co/d/6rzm2t0
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Smashing my PC when it looked like the AoE II medium AI was beating me was not an act of frustration. It was actually an example of Extraplanar Warfare, the approach to military theory I've been developing. You attack the enemy in metaphysical modalities to which he has no access
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RT if you’re on the left:
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