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prince of bloomington | king of content | party hack | known hater | retweets are endorsements | 𓅞

bloomington, mn
Joined August 2008
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
It is impossible to LARP as Anakin Skywalker, any attempt to do so results in LARPing as Kylo Ren the character from the movie Star War 7.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
DNC Chair @kenmartin73 endorses @CedrickFrazier for Hennepin County Attorney Cedrick Frazier is the ONLY DFL & Labor endorsed candidate in the Hennepin County Attorney’s race Vote Cedrick Frazier for Hennepin County Attorney tomorrow, Monday, November 3, 2026
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Lol. Lmao even.
Rep. Haley Stevens has lost access to VAN, Michigan Democrats' voter database, sources tell The Detroit News. Her photo has also been removed from the party's website.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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You can kinda see why early Chinese dynasties punished 9 degrees of relatives for treason
CNN: Haley Stevens' mother says she voted for Rogers before endorsement Rep. Haley Stevens’ mother, Maria Marcotte, said she supported Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers before her daughter endorsed him and denounced claims that anyone encouraged Stevens to support Rogers. “Haley is her own woman. She always has been. Suggesting a man made her decision for her is insulting to her, and it is insulting to me as her mother,” Marcotte said in a statement to CNN. Stevens’ fiancé, Jason Turkish, previously endorsed Rogers. “I voted for Mike Rogers before Haley said a word, and so did many people who love her. We watched what she went through this year. Haley wasn’t even engaged when she was screamed off her own convention stage. It was Haley who was chased out of a park and called a Zionist pig. It was Haley who was told not to come to church,” she said. Link to article: cnn.com/2026/11/01/politics/…
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
La verdadera nacionalidad del Papa ha quedado confirmada con este video.
Me when I have to switch between two languages at work:
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The Halloween Blizzard is a psy-op made up by Big Dentist to stop kids from getting candy and experiencing joy. Don’t buy it
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
My Star Trek TNG/ Simpsons crossover meme I did a few years ago:
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In addition to great candidates, I’m excited to Vote ‘YES’ on the statewide constitutional amendment question on all our ballots to increase funding to public schools—at zero cost to taxpayers!✏️🗳️ I thank Sen. Mary Kunesh for her leadership on this! 🍏✅ voteyesmnstudents.org
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
If you’re old enough to remember this it’s time to schedule a colonoscopy
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
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Data, crash the ship and destroy the ship
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The Washington Herald, November 1, 1907
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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STOP BODY SHAMING HIM!?!??!?
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
Election Day is one milk away
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We All Do Better, When We All Do Better! - Paul Wellstone
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