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Another day as a farmer...
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Burna Boy! 👋 #ballondor
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Went to my primary school mate's photo studio for a quick shot. Got there, and... "Oh, is this your face, long time..." "A quick one; I want to get one shot." Not a passport o. Just a normal portrait. This guy didn't know where to bill me from. He finally told me to pay 7k, hoping that I would price it. A well-packaged studio. And for once, I saw why many business owners struggle for so long. How would you, as a photographer, not know what triggers your clients emotionally? How would you not know that I would like to have more than one picture of myself even if I am wearing one outfit? How would you not understand that people rate their posture over any kind of clothes they are wearing? How would you not know that people like to see different kinds of smiles on themselves? I know by now you are wondering what he would have done. I'll tell you. Give me offers or packages. One picture 7k. 4 pictures N9,500. 10 pictures 20k. People would ordinarily see the N9,500 package as the best bet. But unknown to them, you have decided for them long ago, even before they chose you. Sorry for the digression, bro... I told that story to show that there's no one formula to it. But let me hit you even harder... There's nothing like I wish I knew how to negotiate better. You are in business to make money. And if you are not making good enough money, you can't live a good life. It does not cost much to produce one unit of iPhone 18, but selling for a crazy price. You sounded like someone who accepts every offer that comes his way. If you are truly good at what you do, go and research responses to counter any downplaying. Pursue big or notable projects, and do them even if it would mean not making much profit. You can use them as a reference, and your prospect will view you from that angle. If you have the time... You may go through my page to learn one or two things... PRACTICALLY. ... MPG
Replying to @MadProfitGuy
Honestly I wish I know how to negotiate better as a painter I'm good at what I do,but most client I get often leans towards "I know a cheaper guy" and no be say my prices are exorbitant I just charge base on the workload sucks fr
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Beautful random shots from montnegro❤️
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I’m already dressed like my miracle! May God grant the desires of everyone trusting Him for the fruit of the womb, in Jesus’ name. Amen
HOW TO DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE! HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE 2026 📅 OCTOBER 26th , 2026 ( Today) ⏰: 11:59pm ✈️ 1. VISA APPROVAL & RELOCATION • Carry a suitcase or travel bag. • Wear a sweater or jacket. • Put on a head warmer. • Carry your international passport. 💍 2. MARITAL SETTLEMENT • Ladies: Wear a white dress; gentlemen: wear a suit. • Wear a ring. • Hold a bouquet of flowers. • Add a bridal veil. 👶 3. FRUIT OF THE WOMB • Hold baby clothes. • Wear maternity-inspired clothing. • Place baby clothes over your tummy. • Carry a cute teddy bear. 📚 4. ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE • Hold your books. • Carry your certificate or graduation scroll. • Write down the results you’re praying for. 💰 5. FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGH • Hold some cash. • Carry your ATM card. • Dress up and accessorize. • Write down your financial goals. 🩺 6. DIVINE HEALTH • Carry a basket of fruits. • Hold a bottle of water. • Wear a comfortable outfit. • Write “GOOD HEALTH” boldly on a piece of paper. 🏡 7. HOUSE & CAR OWNERSHIP • Hold your keys. • Carry a file representing your dream house or car. • Bring a key holder. 💼 8. NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES • Write out your desired employment letter. • Hold a laptop. • Carry your CV. • Dress professionally in corporate attire. 🛍️ 9. BUSINESS GROWTH & INCREASED SALES • Hold your products and pray over your business. • Bring your business logo, flyer, or business card. • Dress to represent the business you’re believing God to grow. 🎓 10. SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITIES • Carry your admission letter or application documents. • Hold your books. • Write down the scholarship you’re believing God for. • Dress like a student ready for a new opportunity. 🌍 11. INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL • Carry your suitcase. • Hold your passport. • Wear a travel-inspired outfit. • Write down your dream destination. 📈 12. CAREER ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION • Dress in corporate attire. • Carry your laptop or work bag. • Hold a file labelled “PROMOTION.” • Write down your desired position. 🕊️ 13. DEBT FREEDOM & FINANCIAL STABILITY • Carry a written declaration of financial freedom. • Hold a notebook containing your financial goals. • Write “DEBT-FREE” boldly on a piece of paper. 🚀 14. BUSINESS EXPANSION • Carry your business products. • Hold your business plan or financial projections. • Bring your company logo or business cards. • Dress like the CEO you’re praying to become! ✨ 15. PERSONAL BREAKTHROUGH & NEW BEGINNINGS • Write down your prayer requests. • Carry a journal representing your dreams. • Dress in an outfit that represents the new season you’re trusting God for. 🇳🇬 16, A BETTER NIGERIA & THE NEXT PRESIDENT • Wear a green and white outfit. • Carry the Nigerian flag. • Write “A BETTER NIGERIA” boldly on a piece of paper. • Write down the Name and qualities you desire in the next president. DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE IS ALREADY HERE! 🎉🙌🏽 Your testimony will be the next one we celebrate! #HallelujahChallenge
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I think say you wan argue with God 😂😂
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I asked God for flowers and He gave me rain. When you understand this, life starts to make sense.
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My lips are busy 😍🙏🏽
Replying to @unkle_renzoo
I haven't even said anything 😂 But let me know if you want to learn how to use them properly
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From now till the next election is when you should cut down more people from your life. Election period has always been the time for people to display how intelligent or stupid they are.
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God I’m a menace. 😂😂😂😂
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You are my friend and I don’t want to have you as a patient. Please pity your lungs 🫁 and quit today Biko nna
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I must be rich.
i must be rich.
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This is nothing more than a collection of disconnected initiatives that prioritise shareholders and capital at the expense of workers, tenants, minorities, and the environment. Instead of building a fair, sustainable economy that benefits everyone, these policies risk deepening inequality, weakening workers’ rights, and making life even more difficult for ordinary people. They also undermine the UK’s credibility as a stable and attractive investment destination. A strong economy should not be built by enriching investors while shifting the costs onto society. The UK needs a coherent long-term strategy that attracts investment, protects people’s livelihoods, respects the environment, and creates prosperity that benefits the wider population not just those who already have wealth and influence.
Britain is broke. And to fix it, we need to start growing again. That’s why Reform’s Economic Rescue Plan includes these 64 pro-growth measures I’d take if I were Chancellor: 𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗲𝗮 1. Approve Rosebank 2. Restart oil and gas licensing 3. Legalise onshore exploration 4. Abolish the Energy Profits Levy 5. Restore maximum economic extraction as the North Sea regulator's objective 𝗥𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 6. Abolish the Emissions Trading Scheme 7. Halt the Carbon Border Adjustment Mechanism 8. Repudiate AR7 contracts for difference and scrap AR8 9. Implement the Fingleton Review on nuclear in full 10. Automatically approve French and South Korean nuclear designs 𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 11. Cut affordable housing requirements on brownfield sites 12. Permitted Development Right for brownfield housing 13. Repeal Biodiversity Net Gain 14. Exit the Aarhus Convention 15. Repeal and reform the Habitats Regulations, including Nutrient Neutrality 16. End the boiler ban 17. Legalise air conditioning to meet overheating rules 18. Remove mandatory EPC improvements 19. Revoke the Future Homes Standard 20. Repeal the Renters' Rights Act 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 21. Legislate approval for new runways at Heathrow and Gatwick 22. Auction airport landing slots 23. End 'target-consistent' carbon pricing in project evaluation 24. Ban carbon emissions considerations in planning applications 25. Fast-track all water reservoirs as nationally significant projects 26. Make Development Consent Orders a true one-stop shop 27. Restrict judicial review of ministerial planning decisions 28. Scrap Net Zero construction rules 29. Scrap the social value test in procurement 30. Lift launch limits at SaxaVord Spaceport 31. Open completed sections of East-West Rail 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗜 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 32. Review regulatory barriers to AI adoption 33. Permit on-site gas generation for data centres and industry 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 34. Cut Employer NI back to 13.8% 35. Introduce a migrant worker levy 36. Repeal the Employment Rights Act 37. Clarify that workplace rights don't require mandatory training courses 38. Let experienced tradesmen work on government contracts without CSCS qualifications 𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝘆 39. Review bank capital requirements to boost lending 40. Rule out Net Zero in financial regulators' remits 41. Repeal climate-related financial disclosure rules 𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 42. Scrap airport 'surface access strategies' 43. Abolish the electric vehicle mandates 44. Apply domestic GB hours to all UK HGV trips 45. Ban Low-Traffic Neighbourhoods 46. Back the M4 Relief Road 47. Move a new car's first MOT to four years 48. Abolish the Renewable Transport Fuel Obligation 𝗨𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀 49. Replace GDPR with a New Zealand-style Privacy Act 50. Fully re-legalise Imperial units 51. Review all unchanged EU law 52. Automatically repeal remaining EU law in 5 years unless retained 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀 53. Make quarterly Making Tax Digital reporting voluntary 54. Reduce legal obligations on SME Non-Executive Directors 55. Double permission-free event days from 28 to 56 56. Make pavement dining licences automatic and permanent 57. Let shops open until 10pm, except Sundays 58. Repeal board diversity and inclusion rules 59. Remove the Sustainable Aviation Fuel mandate 60. Abolish the packaging tax 61. Scrap BBC and Channel 4 priority on streaming platforms 62. Remove the Public Sector Equality Duty 63. Five-year sunset on all QUANGOs 64. Five-year sunset clause on all new regulations And there are more to come! Britain’s full potential is waiting to be unleashed 🚀
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I am deeply saddened by the passing of Professor Gregory Ikechukwu Ibe, founder and proprietor of Gregory University, Uturu. He devoted his life to education and human development, leaving a lasting legacy of service and investment in the future of generations. I extend my heartfelt condolences to his family, the management, staff and students of Gregory University, and all who mourn his passing. May God grant them comfort and strength, and grant him eternal rest. -PO
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If Messi had won the World Cup, I don't think anything can stop him from winning the Ballon d'Or. Finishing Top10 at 39 years is huge 🔥
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Bro X algorithm no Dey even help matters. Someone just told me that everytime they open X the only tweets of me they see are the ones of me tagging women. The other tweets never get seen. Gosh. Them done Dey see me as womanizer. 😭😭😭😭😭
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This is Oshodi, Lagos. Nigeria.
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A bottle of Heineken. Everything and everybody else, GERRROUT!!
Who and who can you recognize here?👀
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If you dey, make boys know say you dey!
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“Lionel Messi”
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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There are some deals you don’t take because you want to protect your integrity. I have rejected many deals in my life and I’m happy I rejected them. I’m highly disappointed 😢.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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