@hesofrench

Stand up comedian, grim faced pilot, insecure connoisseur

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Joined September 2009
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If you're not thoroughly researching the symptoms of terminal diseases, are you even committed to having anxiety?
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I defy @WOLPalestine. I defy @NerdeenKiswani. I defy @BDSmovement. Fuck Hamas! Fuck Hezbollah! Fuck the IRGC
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My daughter wanting to know why is Australia at war with Iran?! WTF do I say?
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I’m an Israeli-Jew and my best friend is an Arab-Muslim. We have chosen each other for 14 years. Coexistence is possible. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Gays against gay marriage be like It's Adam and Eve Not Adam and Yves (Saint Laurent)
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I think Osama bin Laden got more respect the day he died then the people on this submarine did
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Come out da closet without comin’ out da closet 🌈🌈🌈 #NBADraft2023
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Great! Now if we could only deal with those pesky fundamentalists who hold power in the US.
Even the best sometimes.
Bobby Lee
@bobbyleelive2 Jul 2022
I bombed hard tonight in Austin. So sorry! I’m gonna sleep it off.
Abortion is legal in California. It will remain that way. I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation. We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.
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The debate is done, the discourse is over. We either kill fascism, or it kills us.
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There are going to be a lot more dads playing Division I football.
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There are going to be a lot more dads playing Division I football.
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We got knocked down today. We got beat by a wily, resourceful and relentless foe. We have to learn from this, get up, and fight back.
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The January 6th Committee made these groundbreaking discoveries: 1. Trump tried really hard to overturn the election 2. He is a big meanie 3. They’re going to continue to let him live in opulence and plan his next campaign…but they’re not happy about it!
I find emotionally undamaged people very uninteresting.
Of course Republicans want guns in schools. How else will you defend yourself against all of those dangerous books?
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America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.
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Texas allows abortions as long as you’ve already been born and the medical instrument is a rifle.
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The Koreans have won Netflix again.
White girls say the darnedest things!
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