@hexistentials
 Dublin City, Ireland
Joined April 2008
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays@whataweekhuh12 May 2021
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Into The Forest Dark@ElliottBlackwe31 May 2021
The creative process:
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birdsrightsactivist@ProBirdRights1 May 2021
r u have too many money? dollars makin a mess?? froget about "NFT"" i have invention the GRFT-Give Robin Free Toast!! watch ur dollars disapper poof into notthing! wow!! DO NOT look at the amazin pic below 4 free!! EVER LOOK U TAKE U DOING THEIFT! 🚫🚨🚨 probirdrights.com/collection…
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Titus Blome@derLampenputzer10 Apr 2021
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Britta Lundin@brittashipsit2 Oct 2020
it's like at the end of jurassic park when the t-rex swoops in and eats the raptor
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Elks @ricyofficial@Kingofallcrypto6 Aug 2020
George W. Bush going from war criminal to bad painter is what we call a reverse Hitler
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Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast@EvanOutOfTen3 Aug 2020
Y’all thought I was joking
Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast@EvanOutOfTen3 Aug 2020
Do 👏Not👏 Ban👏 TikTok👏 Before👏 I👏 Get👏 A👏 Chance👏 To👏 Do👏 A👏 Skit👏 In👏 Latin 👏
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Róisín Lanigan@rosielanners29 Jun 2020
replace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok
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Josh Radnor@JoshRadnor22 Jun 2020
I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music. He is not a good lyricist.
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Slackjaw 🚀@SlackjawHumor21 Jun 2020
"Dear Daddy, no matter what happens, I'll always be your little sister" --Antigone to Oedipus (by @ScullinSarah) medium.com/slackjaw/mytholog…

Mythological Father’s Day Cards

Dear Daddy, No Matter What, I’ll Always Be Your Little Sister! Love, Antigone

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SparkNotes@SparkNotes12 May 2020
When a minor character dies in the Iliad
A still image of Oprah captioned "You get a car!" with the word "car" replaced with "backstory"

ALT A still image of Oprah captioned "You get a car!" with the word "car" replaced with "backstory"

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)@twlldun22 Mar 2020
Fantastic last sentence
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Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa12 Mar 2020
Shakespeare probably wrote the sonnets in the period(s) the theatres were closed for the plague, so if there’s a mean twink you want to shoot your shot with poetically now might be the time
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@Latin186@latin18614 Feb 2020
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Parker Higgins@xor2 Feb 2020
sir: you can't call yourself a socialist just because you watch star trek all the time me:
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lara mendonça 🇵🇸@laraisuncool3 Jan 2020
This is still my favourite joke from The Good Place
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This has cheered me up! xitter.cf/buitengebieden_/status…
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Kyle Buchanan@kylebuchanan19 Dec 2019
Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater
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Honestly the horse you rode in on seems fine, I mostly just have a problem with you
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kanjichris@soloaswstory4 Dec 2019
can't wait for klaud the space slug voiced by joe russo to mention the tragic death of his space snail husband during space therapy
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#StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker: Finn and Poe aren't boyfriends, but J.J. Abrams hints at LGBTQ representation bit.ly/2rasnTP
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