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Look at me, I'm pure nigga

Joined October 2011
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I think about this post a lot
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I’m crying
What nature sees as beautiful vs want society sees as beautiful
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Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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You see how quick the Haliban got in formation, this not a game.
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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Not celibate involuntarily for starters
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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BM called me to her house to kill a mouse I took a picture instead, see you in court
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Said without a hint of self awareness.
Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…
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if you’re one hospital visit away from being broke, I got news for you…
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It’s the unintended stray that’s killing me.
Trump: A lot of men like to watch her. Sophie Cunningham is a beautiful young woman. You probably wouldn't mind her on the team not to help you with points, but to help you with attendance.
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>“solved” >look inside >one nine
People haven’t yet realized it yet But driving is, in fact, “solved”
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Wait yall off tomorrow????
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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“What if you attract $20/hr men?” was such a great question. Look how quickly she got offended at the possible truth in that 😭😭
IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PREFERENCE?! 👀 G gets into the Chris Brown “type” conversation and asks why people get demonized for being attracted to who they like. Where do YOU draw the line? COMMENT "GI" for the full video! 🎥 #IntrusiveThoughts #Podcast
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me writing the worst novel of all time in 2004: he's a 2020s defense contractor executive with a baby face, mullet, and a wispy ballsack beard. his company is named after a sword from Lord of the Rings, loves to wear Hawaiian shirts, and hates divorce. his name is Palmer Luckey
Palmer Luckey reveals the startup he'd build today: oxytocin doping to end divorce "I would try to end the tragedy of divorce with oxytocin doping for marriage counseling." "We understand mammal pair bonding pretty well. There's a lot of people who want to stay together. Most of the people who don't want to stay together should stay together, especially for their kids." "And we can, if people think SSRIs are fine, which they're not, but if they were, then oxytocin doping to stay together is definitely fine." "It's the mammal pair bonding chemical. There's things you can do to increase the uptake, and it's very well understood. Also, totally unregulated, which is great. Unregulated spaces are a lot easier to do. You can go buy a kilogram of oxytocin on Sigma Aldrich Chemical Supply right now, and if you do that, maybe you won't die alone." "It's pure biology. It's used for women who don't bond with their kids, and now for women who don't bond with their husbands. It's also used for kids with various neurological issues, some kids with autism who struggle with pair bonding." "The cool thing is it's a self-reinforcing loop. We understand that very well. Unlike most drugs, it doesn't form a chemical dependency. It actually unburdens you from a chemical dependency."
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Lmao he wasn't tryna hear that AT ALL
BEZOS: When you're in the polling booth and you're thinking about who you're going to vote for, think about this. If there's a politician that is picking villains and pointing fingers, that's probably means they don't have a solution If there's an executive at one of my companies, instead of working on a root cause and a real fix, all they did is point fingers and blame people, we would exit them quickly.
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Yooo Bad Seki for jamaican comedian of the year cah this one had me in tears to pussyclaaaaat!!! 😭😭😭😭🇯🇲🇯🇲
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a fish fry at that!
The scream I just scrumt
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clipse absolutely glided on 50 cent's "get in my car"
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Better get in line for youngboy
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