Texas born; grew up in Germany, live in PA now. A father, freemason, pilot, prior service. Currently building @FetchlyApp and @MemeoryApp on the side. 🇺🇸🇩🇪

Joined December 2008
No, @duolingo, it seems like you're selling me (to others), after I just started a lesson tonight. Prompting me to create an account (I already have one?) to preserve my progress? Give you my email address, phone number, request access to my contacts, etc. WTH is this now?! 🤷🏼‍♂️
i heard they’re selling me today?
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Well, that's one way to preheat your Piper Cub, I guess. 👀
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Michael Hodges retweeted
hear me out….
imagine this but phone cases
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No matter how many times you send this to me, it's not going to happen. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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👀 @DB_Presse So sieht’s also aus, wenn ihr mal wieder Verspätung habt, oder? 😏
The real reason your morning train was delayed.
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Deutsche Bahn be like...
train is gonna be delayed
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FRED was probably empty, but still - fuck yeah, buddy! Get it!
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Me: Where do I change the email address for my account here on Claude? I'm looking through the settings and I don't see it. @claudeai: Nah, fam.. no can do. Me: wut? 🤦🏼‍♂️😒
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Airline interview questions be like...
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Michael Hodges retweeted
BREAKING: Delco house goes all out for Red October. Never mind the red lighting. This house in Upper Providence has an enormous Phanatic on display like it’s about to come to life and go on a rampage through town. This thing needs to be put in a museum. Imagine looking out your bedroom window and making eye contact with this thing at 2 a.m. Hopefully their neighbors aren’t Karens. In Delco, the bigger the display in your front yard, the more respect you have in your town. Forget about giant oversized lawn skeletons this year. This guy just one-upped every one of them with a Godzilla-size Phanatic. @BobKellyFOX29 @MrUram
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youtu.be/wLCFZGSsGvA The narrating AI voice is annoying, but still a fun little walk down memory lane on the birth of bulletin board systems. My first modem was at 1200bps, and I can still remember dialing into boards back then. Honestly I wish I could go back and do it again.
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That is so cool! I love when someone comes up with something truly unique and takes advantage of new designs and form factors.
Duo-Man offers the complete walkman experience on the iPhone Duo. Open the Duo to pick and 'insert' the cassette, Close the Duo to start listening. Yes, I actually recorded the button clicks and static noise from a real Walkman! It was fun making this at @bitrig hacks today.
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2026 MacBook Pro M5 Pro arrived to replace the 2021 M1 Max. TOA ceremony underway... 🫡
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Michael Hodges retweeted
first Xcode version btw. 2003
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Samsung is so shameless bruhh 😭
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Samsung is really on a bender today 😂☠️ @louisagareiss
this is so pathetic
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Oh man, we're bringing back the Roger Rabbit style of hybrid animation movies! 😃
Coyote vs. ACME is only in theaters this Friday.

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Why is it that *every* time I update macOS to the next beta the "file download location" is reset to the Downloads folder? I hate that so much. 😩
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Michael Hodges retweeted
Name a famous FRED, but it can’t be Fred Flintstone.
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