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Baja Blastoise

@horatiofresh

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 Seattle, WA
horatiofresh.itch.io
Joined December 2008
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Just saw a sign that said "FREE RUM CAKE" and my 1st thought was "damn, when did Rum Cake get locked up??"
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Billy Jarrett@billyjarrettughNov 12
I bet it would feel so good to drunk drive Mechagodzilla
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Sofilein@SofiGamingNov 8
Wearing this to work tomorrow
lil ♱⁺⋆ (@lilsmoresy_) profile picturelil ♱⁺⋆
@lilsmoresy_Nov 8
do not kill. Thanks
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What is the Sonics came back and got Jaden McDaniels in the expansion draft??
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Pho broth Febreeze.
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It’s Friday avoid the bookings beloved.
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#nowplaying “octagon octagon” by Dr. Octagon
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Annie? Rauwerda?@anniierauNov 3
it's the 10 year anniversary of a very important broadcast
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Daylight savings is wild cause I switch from Sprites to Cokes
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 28
That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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JR@pdxbrocialiteOct 29
Back in the good old days before Shaq ruined it 🥹
OLDSKOOLBBALL (@oldskoolbballx) profile pictureOLDSKOOLBBALL
@oldskoolbballxOct 23
October 2003: LeBron James is playing just the second game of his NBA career against the Phoenix Suns, while Charles Barkley takes on an early edition of “Who He Play For?” on Inside the NBA. The crew introduces it as “The first and probably last edition…” Imagine telling the crew back in 2003 that they'd still be putting Chuck through this nearly 23 years later. 😂
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You really can’t help but be romantic about baseball.
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Congratulations to the Seattle Pilots for winning a World Series before the Seattle Mariners.
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Extremely stoned and about to play some Galaga at the bar, pray 4 me.
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I’m real content with 45k
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Tipping Pitches@tipping_pitchesOct 25
commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) profile pictureBrooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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THE PORTLAND FUCKING TRAILBLAZERS
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Business genius idea: movie theatre you can smoke weed at
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Venus as just a little guy
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I hope that one day when my body is dirt I am also still a pain in the ass.
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Spirit in the sky from the Wayne’s World 2 soundtrack or Spirit in the sky from the Apollo 13 soundtrack ??
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