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Saleem.

@httpleem

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Joined July 2016
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Please RT 🙏🏽 It costs you nothing ❤️ My sister poured her heart, late nights, and everything she has into NafnaTotalEvents — an Abuja event planning & management brand that turns empty rooms into dream spaces. She’s good. Visibility is the hard part. Her next client might already be on your timeline. Weddings. Corporate. Decor. Full planning. Sharing costs nothing. It means everything. Instagram: instagram.com/nafnatotaleven… TikTok: tiktok.com/@nafnatotalevent?… Thank you as you support 🙏🏽❤️
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How far >>>>>>
Going Somewhere, Somehow™ (@Elliyhhh) profile pictureGoing Somewhere, Somehow™@Elliyhhh10h
How do y’all answer greetings as adults please ?😭😭 This boy greeted me “yaya Elham ina wuni” and i responded with “ya kake”😭😭😭 I feel so old 😭
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So people wey El Niño dey do na people wey no guide 🥹🥲
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Wait, Blord is selling Lithium battery for 6m VDM said he’d bring it at a cheaper price and Blord made a video slashing the price from 6m to 4m. This is the type of competition Nigerians deserve.
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Shaheed@muhdshaheed14h
In this country from the day you become An Adult na Complain you go dey do for a Living! E no dey pay but na wetin you go survive on. 😭
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MacBook Pro 2025 M5 Chip 1 Terabyte SSD Going at 2.8M
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Everyone has their own sins. Maybe yours aren't drinking, clubbing, or adultery. Maybe yours is simply thinking you're better than them. Arrogance and ego, just like Iblis.
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@YusufAsunmogejoOct 28
I have a brother in my DM who is seriously ill, and he needs 120k for hospital bill. He has been able to raise 43k through our support here. The total money remaining is 77,000. Here is his account details: 8037928043 Monsoor Ibrahim Moniepoint Please any amount will be appreciated. Kindly reshare so that this message can get to other people. Thank you very much for your continuous support for this community. I am grateful. Jazakumullahu Khairan to everyone.
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𝐌𝐉@Emjahiid16h
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@mvcciido_sznOct 27
October dump?
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One of the greatest scenes in nollywood history😂
T (@r_toonicki) profile pictureT@r_toonickiOct 5
Nollywood >>>>
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Please retweet 😄 A friend is looking for a male cat for her Turkish angora, please if you have any foreign cat she’d be happy to bring her to you or the other way round, then when they give birth, you share the kittens. Location is Abuja. please help.
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yasmin@NasirYasmin2Oct 28
💯🗑️
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@mvcciido_sznOct 27
October dump?
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°annunu°@AnnourDarma18h
Work, work and work
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@mvcciido_sznOct 27
October dump?
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ivy ⭒@jaeyunversedOct 28
wallahi you cannot miss a day on this app
Ifaz¹³ | 🇵🇸 (@IfazRMFC) profile pictureIfaz¹³ | 🇵🇸@IfazRMFCOct 27
Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for Mbappé.
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me and my baby❤️
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October dump?
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Test the waters for 1 week and allow her to decide if she has a boyfriend or not🫵🏾
Fatimatuuyah🤍. (@awaranmoreee) profile pictureFatimatuuyah🤍.@awaranmoreeeOct 28
“I have a boyfriend “ I am not intrested “ doesn’t stop them “ I love money and expensive gifts , suddenly you are the gold digger and they will dissapear, trust me it works like magic
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𝐌𝐉@Emjahiid18h
Again if a woman don’t like you you’ll see and hear things 😂
Fatimatuuyah🤍. (@awaranmoreee) profile pictureFatimatuuyah🤍.@awaranmoreeeOct 28
“I have a boyfriend “ I am not intrested “ doesn’t stop them “ I love money and expensive gifts , suddenly you are the gold digger and they will dissapear, trust me it works like magic
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This is not inflation, you are just a thief sir!
Beauty Cars (@OfficerCadetamm) profile pictureBeauty Cars@OfficerCadetammOct 27
Direct tokumbo civic 2000 🏷10m Kaduna 09069600408
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As a northern man, Brekete family surprises me every week with the cases they bring you’d think it’s not possible for some of this things to happen. 75% of the time, women are the victims.
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Dear Yusuf, If you go left, it will go left If you go right, it will go right If you run, it will run If you hide, it will hide with you No matter what you do, may you not escape everything you deserve in this life
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NRS Boss Zacch Adedeji Hosts Seyi Tinubu at Revenue Service Headquarters in Abuja
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Papa could you imagine anytime she sees me she’ll be calling me a small boy😭😭😭😭😭 Pawpaw dey craze🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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