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The Humoctopus

@humoctopus

A genetic experiment gone horribly awry.

 I am from the future.
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Joined June 2009
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Wait...that's not how it's supposed to work! teapawt.net/brunchboy/status/63837…
James Elliott (@brunchboy) profile pictureJames Elliott@brunchboy31 Aug 2015
Sometimes at @singlewire it’s the @humoctopus that’s in danger of being eaten.
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When GMOs get out of hand the result is...the Carroctopus. Don't say you weren't warned, wretched humans.
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This one gets me right in the feels hubs.ly/y0TmxP0 #CLUS
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“That escalated quickly.” hubs.ly/y0TmsS0
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Incredible octopus behavior nearly caused scientist to drown from laughing hubs.ly/y0SrFW0 teapawt.net/humoctopus/status/6062…
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It's not easy being green. Especially today. #GoAway #NotIrish #StPatricksDay
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FAN EXPO HQ@FANEXPOHQ5 Feb 2015
A beer just for the Wizard World Comic Con -- Isthmus -- Madison, WI isthmus.com/beer/article.php…
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Houdini-ed that shit. littlethings.com/octopus-jar… #Octopus #BOOM
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I'M ON A BOAT! #CLEUR
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Replying to @Sharkcozies
Amazing job, @Sharkcozies! Glad to see this handsome mug immortalized in yarn.
IoT? I have 8 tentacles and they're all connected! #gigaomlive
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Domo arigato, Mr. Humocto. #Robots #Technology hubs.ly/y09G090 by @Nerdoholic_
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This came with a recent Informacast upgrade. It’s headed for our DC. I had to test it... #Humoctopus youtu.be/zTQ4lYxO43M
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Hung the mantelope above my mantle. Maybe Mom will leave me alone about decorating now. hub.am/1lPU7Ba #HvsM
Venison cookout at my place. Tonight at 6. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. hub.am/1jwCzph #HvsM
How do these people keep getting me on film?!?! hub.am/1jwByNU #HvsM
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I Googled myself today and this is the first thing that came up. You humans can suck it. #UrbanDictionary #Grumpy
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I’ve got to get me one of these. #CLUS #SanFrancisco #Trolley
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I'm waking up…hmm hrrrmm mmmm hmmm….humm ummm mrrrm mm hm hm hm hm hm...RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE! #CLUS @ImagineDragons
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