Bringing the heat and keeping it street

Cleveland, Ohio
Joined November 2009
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This can't be right. - me, when something goes right.
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There are two kinds of people in this world, people that know things and people who don't know how to use Google.
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Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner?
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Getting straight-married is SO first half of 2015.
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I'd rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad.
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Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with my girlfriend & stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos
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When did we start putting so much thought into beer? Thought. Beer. See? Those words don't even fit together.
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"Get buns so tight you can take the Rolex off of whoever's fisting you!" -#TriBeCa #Fitness #Goals
Tattoos are a great way to show the world you are bad with money
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We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you?! *points to black twitter* *gets shot*
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At this point George Zimmerman just calls mugshots "Selfies"
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Asses can clap these days, what a time to be alive.
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the thought of having to create another login for another app or service or whatever terrifies me. i have reached my app limit. no more apps
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We're giving away 2 UK "Pursuit of Perfection" 40-0 koozies today - follow @LogansOfLex and re-tweet to enter!
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My life is just like a Disney movie, one time I ate spaghetti in an alley
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