data & ai architect
Milpitas, CA
Joined August 2014
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requests for the nightlife director:
$5 beer mandate
bathrooms til 4am
club lines count as nightlife venues
the G train should run more than twice a night
folks without a table should still get 80% of the dance floor
DJs must disclose their parents’ jobs
free coat check in winter
Excited to serve the greatest city in the world, and support everyone who keeps it running all night long 🪩
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The Nvidia CUDA moat is gone. Anthropic sees all compute as fungible and it only took Mythos 3 days to figure out how to run itself on AMD hardware.
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*Ross turning to the camera breaking the 4th wall*
"And do you, dear liberal viewer, have it in your heart to forgive Donald Trump when your time comes?"
🚨 Q: You're entering the next life [before God], all you have to do to enter paradise is feel love and forgiveness for James Comey, Nancy Pelosi, etc...can you do it?
TRUMP: Then I wouldn't be real, would I? The easy answer is, yes, I could forgive. They are extremely dishonest people, bad people, I love our country far more...the answer is no. I want to be honest.
Q: In judgement before God?
TRUMP: I do hate some of my enemies. Look what they put me through.
REPORTER: You had the most charmed and remarkable life of any American in my entire lifetime, and you can't find it in your heart to forgive some of your enemies?
TRUMP: All I have to do is say yes, I can. Can I be honest? I probably cannot do that. Because I do hate some of my enemies — and I always will.
Never heard Trump get asked such a deep question like that before.
He COULD just say "yes" and get out of the question, but he didn't
One thing you have to admit is this man is brutally honest.
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Imagine that your species is on the brink of extinction, and your role to play is being summarily rejected by every living female for the purposes of making every other living male more enticing by comparison. Which they proved. Empirically
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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no kidding, the most entertaining outcome would be Trump turning full liberal progressive to salvage his legacy while not giving a shit what it does to the Republican Party
I just had a brief phone call with President Trump and I asked him if he can work with newly empowered Democrats on Capitol Hill. He said, in part:
“I can work with them on many things, many more things than people understand…. When I ran against Bernie Sanders, basically when he dropped out, almost all of his people joined me instead of Hillary. … We’re identical on trade.”
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All roads lead back to me as a child understanding the horrifying gap between the spoken word and the feeling underneath and realizing that being fully understood is nothing short of a miracle
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A lot of moms do this. They never go to the movie late because "it's a school night." They leave the game with 8 minutes left in the 4th "to beat traffic." They just race through life to meet the schedule.
Look up from your highlightered and sticky noted planner, and live!
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Idc if you’re gay, liberal, straight or conservative. Democrat or Republican.
She’s got a nice rack! We can all agree on that.
🚨🚨 JUST NOW: Deranged Abdul Supporter tackled a Jewish girl (@basedinmalibu) at free speech event.
She was SWIFTLY arrested, resisted and then said “I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!!” As she was loaded into the police vehicle.
