Hey, @RandyScottESPN , I'm not not calling you a liar, but @garystriewski is not properly caffeinated this morning.
The only thing that upsets me about this recent @Shanemgillis drama is me. Cuz me is like "yeah, duh." But y'all are still that offended and dumb.
No other explanation makes sense and nobody else will say it — fine. Washington and Philly lost yesterday because of the patriarchy.
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
From Mister Rogers to Kurt Cobain on Unplugged to Beck (@glennbeck this morning) — the cardigan should be in your wardrobe.
At what point can we call "influencers" just straight propaganda?
Moreover at what point is it the idiot's fault for accepting this "influence" aka propaganda?
Wait. So Carrot Top was actually Carrot Bottom this whole time? Who'd a think it w all the guy liner, working out and rainbows.
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I think this is a compliment. Pull up!
Watching @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski is my Saturday morning cartoons.
Freestyle @SportsCenter with @garystriewski and Randolph — aka @RandyScottESPN — caused a coffee spit-take.
Callback Of The Day— "That's Austin music"
Makes me chuckle every single time @RandyScottESPN says it on @espn.
Watching @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski is my Saturday morning cartoons.
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Senators just voted to stop paying themselves during government shutdowns, but the rule will not take effect until after the next election.
In May 2026 the U.S. Senate unanimously passed Sen. John Kennedy’s resolution to withhold senators’ salaries whenever the government shuts down. Because of the 27th Amendment, any pay withheld before the November 2026 election would be placed in escrow and released only after the congressional session ends. After the election the rule would fully take effect, meaning senators would no longer receive pay during a shutdown.
Kennedy’s argument was simple. If federal workers can miss paychecks because Congress fails to keep the government open, lawmakers should not keep collecting theirs.
The measure passed 99 to 0, a rare show of bipartisan agreement, after the country endured a combined 119 days of government shutdowns between October 2025 and May 2026.
The greatest lie the devil ever told was not if he exists or not it was and is "happy wife — happy life."









