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@iamhols

•i'm a mom •kinda shy •love all animals, esp my rescue pup •generally sick of all *waves arms wildly* this shit •yay sports #Mariners🔱 #Seahawks #NASCAR🏁

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hols@iamholsOct 24
I hate how everything is sponsored now. Every surface in stadiums & player uniforms have logos, every segment & every replay during games have sponsors. We still have nonstop commercials, streaming svcs & ticket prices are still high. And betting markets are in EVERYTHING. Gross.
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Haley Stevens is simply the most recent & poignant embodiment of why people fucking hate politics & have so much trouble trusting politicians. GTFOH you fucking unprincipled hack. Today was your last public stmt that anyone will listen to & it’ll perfectly & eternally define you.
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This is freaking amazing. 🔥🔥🔥
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 31
Sinators. Happy Halloween! (this is a joke!)
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LFG🔥🔥🔥
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 29
Here’s the conclusion of Obama’s rousing speech in Georgia tonight
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The way this story perfectly symbolizes <waves arms wildly> everything everywhere right now is kinda blowing my mind.
Dan Lamothe (@DanLamothe) profile pictureDan Lamothe
@DanLamotheOct 22
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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O M G #TheDiplomat 🔥🔥🔥 So damn good. How soon until season 5?!
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Hope everyone is happy now. Meanwhile the front office escapes unscathed. 😔
Ryan Divish (@RyanDivish) profile pictureRyan Divish
@RyanDivishSep 27
Dan Wilson postgame
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Omg 🔱 nice walk off, Naylor! We’re still technically alive for another day!
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I just want to officially go on the record to state that @Jomboy_ is the king of the internet. I don’t care who says anything else. Endless entertainment right here. All day every day.
Jimmy O'Brien (@Jomboy_) profile pictureJimmy O'Brien
@Jomboy_Sep 23
Umpire creates chaos by missing the most obvious call, a breakdown

Manager ejected for arguing the correct call, a breakdown

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This is my favorite speech he’s ever delivered.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparSep 21
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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I feel like after NFL week 2 is over we might have enough healthy players left in the league to field 2 teams to just play each other for the rest of the season. Hunger Games vibes. My god.
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I just want to invite our new friends Arroyo, Montes & Rodden over and share my uncrustables with them and tell them I’m happy they’ve joined us here and that next year will be better 🔱
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If you weren’t already quite sure why it’s imperative to vote blue, all blue, and nothing but blue for every position for which you can vote 👇🏼 It should be the easiest decision you’ve ever made. Do it while you still can.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsSep 16
Ted Cruz: If Democrats take Congress, they will use it to stop Trump's agenda
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Two innings in and I’m already feeling skeert. C’mon boys. Last night was not a dream. Let’s remember how to do it and then DO IT AGAIN. 🔱
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I feel like an embarrassingly large number of us owe Weston Wilson an apology and some gratitude. 🔱 Great game, buddy! #Mariners
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🤌🏼🔱 LFG!
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Goldy is really on one tonight 😂 He has so many opinions and I love it. 🔱
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He asked nicely and I love him so I’m in. 🔱 I appreciate this kind of leadership. 🫶🏻
Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer (@strain4brain) profile pictureSad Seattle Sports Enjoyer
@strain4brainSep 6
woo with a message to the fans
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Mariners PR (@MarinersPR) profile pictureMariners PR
@MarinersPRSep 1
Full roster moves: 🔹 Lazaro Montes (#99), OF, selected from Triple-A Tacoma. 🔹 Hoby Milner (#41), LHP, selected from Triple-A Tacoma. 🔹 Connor Joe, INF/OF, designated for assignment. 🔹 Nolan Kingham, RHP, designated for assignment. The @Mariners 40-man roster remains full at 40 players and Seattle’s 28-man active roster is now at 28 players.
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That 10th inning was a slow motion car crash that ended everyone. Damn.
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