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He’s talking about his mom not letting him have chicky tenders for dinner again
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It’s going to make its budget back soon enough. They deliberately kept the budget low, which was a smart move for a BODY HORROR movie. And let’s be real, Joker is objectively a much bigger name in Batman’s rogues’ gallery than Clayface, so comparing their box office numbers as if they should perform similarly is ridiculous.
And stop shilling for slop? Bitch, please. Snyder hasn’t delivered a well-received movie in a while, yet you’re still on your knees begging for his return while his recent filmography is struggling creatively. Maybe worry about getting The Last Photograph a distributor instead of crying about the DCU 😅
Maybe you should spend less time making AI incel memes on X and more time working on becoming someone women are attracted to
This is the loneliest thing I’ve read here.
there’s something icky about “wifeguys”
it’s a neutered label, “ooooo will you look at the time it’s grill o’clock” quirk chungus 4hl, somewhat impotent/unambitious — a man who hasn’t fully integrated his capacity for violence; repressed
the primacy of the relationship to the wife-mother in his identity betrays a certain lack of camaraderie with other men. having a wife shouldn’t be the most interesting thing about you
This was 30 years ago.
Now leadership fights us tooth and nail on every single cost that isn’t “crucial to final development”
Wonder why animation looks like ass now? Don’t blame us — There’s plenty of talent out there. Blame the stingy wallets.
He COULD, but instead he wastes his time shitposting on X all day and hitting on chicks.
Because that’s where his priorities are. He doesn’t give a shit about you
You’re spending way too much time on the internet, Matt.
I’m gonna piss some people off with this one, but if you’ve got money for vacation on the beach, $300 shoes, every streaming service and all the other crap you don’t need, don’t tell me you can’t afford gas. Gas prices suck, but sometimes it ain’t the price—it’s what you choose to spend your money on.
POV: when you’re 15 years old and your only experience with firearms is anime and Call of Duty
Notice how conservatives can never address actual policy so their default is always culture war bullshit nonsense.
Owen, earning $45k/yr, demonstrating how terrified he is of paying his fair share in the astronomical off-chance he becomes a multi-billionaire someday
Everyone's chanting "tax the rich" without actually looking at the numbers.
Someone earning $200k pays roughly $42,000 in federal income tax.
Someone earning $30k pays around $1,800.
That means it takes about 23 people earning $30k to match what one person earning $200k contributes.
So why is the policy conversation constantly aimed at pushing high earners out, when they're already carrying the overwhelming majority of the load?
The issue was never how much revenue comes in.
The issue is how much gets wasted once it's collected.
Stop aiming at the earners.
Start aiming at the spending.
You're not Punk (and I'm telling EVERYONE!) retweeted
You can just say "Fuck Elon Musk" and get 2k likes immediately
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Trump is unhinged.
He came to Michigan to say why Abdul El-Sayed is so dangerous, stepped away from the microphone to describe Jon Husted's body, then talked about Nicki Minaj's ass.
Not gas.
Not jobs.
Not prices.
Not inflation.
Just asses.
You're not Punk (and I'm telling EVERYONE!) retweeted
Elon watching the polls after spending hundreds of millions…
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The most Batman thing Keaton's Batman did and they fucking deleted it??
