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alm

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Joined October 2018
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the people on twitter are very angry with me. thats ok, ill keep using that garbage
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hmm nice drawing i guess but the hand looks a bit off, which must mean it’s AI. hands are famously easy for humans to draw.
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this moment in lotr is so anime coded (and so good)
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second day in a row that ive forgot my home keys at work and only realized a few meters from the door award
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alm@ickarus__May 17
that man is ont- ontot- olton- he is Really evil
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is this real?
𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒛𝒂𝒅𝒂👑 (@Shahzada_313) profile picture𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒛𝒂𝒅𝒂👑
@Shahzada_313Nov 2
She got exactly what she deserved.
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(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper
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everything, is made of tiny balls. called adams...
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Dogman@Dogmanly_Nov 1
Replying to @drilhistorian
@drilhistorian
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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) profile picture𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserieOct 31
It is interesting to me that most humor involving presidents involve jokes about the president as a person, but most jokes about Obama aren’t about Obama at all. He is just phenomenologically funny, his presence is funnier than he is made out to be
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yeah dude fuck it. epic meal time guy is also a cast member on the h3 podcast. why wouldn't he be. tomorrow I'm gonna see a clip and it's like projared and noam chomsky behind another fucking desk somewhere and I'll just have to accept it.
Luna (@LatteLogique) profile pictureLuna
@LatteLogiqueOct 27
It looks like Klein/11 was unfolding LIVE in a group chat. The H3 crew already seemed to know what was coming. They did their best to keep things professional, but the tension was palpable, and the awkward moments spoke volumes. What a mess. #H3 #EthanKlein
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love these!! 😀
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sometimes when im tired enough i circumvent my swedish indoctrination and sit right next to someone on the subway
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teaching is so much fun, grading sucks major doo doo ass
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brba/bcs fans will say ”Let’s not forget this queen” and it’ll be the most middle aged balding/bald man ever
Pluribus spoilers (@odenhead) profile picturePluribus spoilers@odenheadOct 16
Let not forget this queen
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i dont know what to tell yall it’s just a better texture
ComunidadeMC (@comunidademc) profile pictureComunidadeMC@comunidademcOct 13
🚨 Depois de 8 ANOS mudaram a textura do toca-discos.
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people talk about fall like yeah the weathers annoying but there are pretty colors and honestly no i do t even agree with that
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i am understanding of and empathize with people with mental health struggles and disabilities ❤️ do not dare show any sign of it whatsoever in my vicinity though — more common mindset than youd think
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big random out of nowhere ass bill as soon as i have some spare money
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Rest in peace king. You gave one of my favorite line deliveries in all of television. A damn fine actor 💔
Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 (@BeanWalrus) profile pictureDaniel Galleghost 🎃👻@BeanWalrusMar 3
Every time I drive past a Coldstone Creamery, I think about the part in breaking bad where Hank takes Walter Jr. to meet a meth-addicted sex worker as a cautionary tale, and he says "Uncle Hank, I thought we were going to Coldstone Creamery"
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