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alm

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Joined October 2018
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alm@ickarus__May 17
that man is ont- ontot- olton- he is Really evil
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(β€œLosing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper
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everything, is made of tiny balls. called adams...
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Dogman@Dogmanly_Nov 1
Replying to @drilhistorian
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πš‘πšŽπš•πš•πšœπš™πšŠπšπš’πšœπšœπšŽπš›πš’πšŽ (@hellspatisserie) profile pictureπš‘πšŽπš•πš•πšœπš™πšŠπšπš’πšœπšœπšŽπš›πš’πšŽ@hellspatisserieOct 31
It is interesting to me that most humor involving presidents involve jokes about the president as a person, but most jokes about Obama aren’t about Obama at all. He is just phenomenologically funny, his presence is funnier than he is made out to be
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yeah dude fuck it. epic meal time guy is also a cast member on the h3 podcast. why wouldn't he be. tomorrow I'm gonna see a clip and it's like projared and noam chomsky behind another fucking desk somewhere and I'll just have to accept it.
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@LatteLogiqueOct 27
It looks like Klein/11 was unfolding LIVE in a group chat. The H3 crew already seemed to know what was coming. They did their best to keep things professional, but the tension was palpable, and the awkward moments spoke volumes. What a mess. #H3 #EthanKlein
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Rest in peace king. You gave one of my favorite line deliveries in all of television. A damn fine actor πŸ’”
Daniel Galleghost πŸŽƒπŸ‘» (@BeanWalrus) profile pictureDaniel Galleghost πŸŽƒπŸ‘»@BeanWalrusMar 3
Every time I drive past a Coldstone Creamery, I think about the part in breaking bad where Hank takes Walter Jr. to meet a meth-addicted sex worker as a cautionary tale, and he says "Uncle Hank, I thought we were going to Coldstone Creamery"
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A24
@A2415 Sep 2013
What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?
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guy who’s trying to crack his knuckles before a fight but already did it ten minutes ago
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they stop asking for ur ID once the light in ur eyes is gone
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No. This has never happened before.
Kiki (@rollrollrollins) profile pictureKiki@rollrollrollinsOct 3
Is there an example of a film that was panned by critics when it came out but is regarded as a classic now
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season 6 Game of Thrones will have a scene where it suddenly locks in and you think β€œwait maybe the show’s still got it” and then it cuts to Tyrion asking Grey Worm and Missandei if they know any good jokes
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leo@forzethOct 2
I think it’s really unhealthy for everyone that the online environment we have built has made everyone feel their input is needed on every topic.
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12,000 likes on "ugly = evil" god I hate this website
mocha (@tmochalarp) profile picturemocha@tmochalarpOct 1
not so hot take attractive ppl r less likely to cheat bc theyre used to the attention it's lowkey the medium ugly ones w fragile egos u gotta worry abt
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dear spongebob,
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his body’s spongey, pants square, his house a pineapple
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alm@ickarus__Jan 15
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act like a chud think like a woke
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cracks me up when people are like β€˜oh if i lived in the middle ages they would have burned me as a witch’ no you’d be a normal farmer just like everyone else
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