Potential Biochemist ||Erstwhile NSBS, OAU DOSocials || Back-end developer || PUPURU lover and seller

Joined December 2019
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Tunde Perry gisting everyone 2 days after Zlatan’s wedding😂🔥
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Today is my last day at @moniepoint. I’ve made the decision to dedicate my time fully to building @pewbeam_ai. I believe deeply in what we’re building and its potential to shape the kind of future I want to live in, and I’m excited to give it my undivided attention. It has been a privilege to contribute to Moniepoint’s mission of providing financial happiness for every African. As a Product Designer on the Cards team, I had the opportunity to contribute to improving the product’s user experience and design, helping make it more intuitive and useful for the people who rely on it. I’m grateful to everyone I had the opportunity to work with. I’ve learned a great deal from the people around me, and I know those lessons will serve me well as I enter this next chapter. Now, it’s time to build 🚀
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Chelsea F.C. is the first club to win the Ballon d'Or Club of Year award. Chelsea is the first club to win the Club World Cup, and also the only club to do so. Chelsea is equally the first and only club to win all major European trophies. Emphasis on first. History makers.
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Today is a good day to post a random picture or video of you without context. Let’s go 🙏🏾
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ondo boys
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Former first lady Victoria Gowon (Iro, buba, gele & ipele) and Queen of England at Buckingham palace in June 1973. #GTBankFashionWeekend
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Why are people hating on Shalom? Wtf. You people are evil. She didn't do anything, she didn't post any controversial. All she does it post updates about her game. You guys are actually mad and are low life losers! Wtf.
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una dey hear the claps and screams bah? #disturbingisseleuku
the amount of “you were the one that sang yesterday right? your song is really good” that i’ve gotten today.
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Blown boy!
the amount of “you were the one that sang yesterday right? your song is really good” that i’ve gotten today.
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An excuse to post this.
"sun kissed" ofc it's only sun that can kiss you, you single mf.
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You’re not broke, you’re pre-revenue.
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Lmao, it's not easy to carry around. The battery life too.
MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside
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OAU is very liberal. Na you go choose wetin go spoil your life, nobody go stop you🤣
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"Das Pferd wird es immer geben, aber das Automobil ist nur eine Modeerscheinung – ein Spielzeug für Reiche." Michigan Savings Bank, 1903 "Ich denke, es gibt weltweit einen Markt für vielleicht fünf Computer." Thomas Watson, 1943 "No chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share." Steve Ballmer, 2007 "Das Internet hat für die Wirtschaft kaum wichtigere Auswirkungen als das Faxgerät." Paul Krugman, 1998 "Flugmaschinen, die schwerer sind als Luft, sind physikalisch unmöglich." Lord Kelvin, 1895 "Das Spam-Problem bei E-Mails wird in spätestens zwei Jahren gelöst sein" Bill Gates, 2004 "Der Fernseher wird sich auf dem Markt nicht halten. Die Menschen werden es bald leid sein, jeden Abend auf eine Sperrholzkiste zu starren." Darryl F. Zanuck, 1946 "Es gibt keinen Grund, warum jemand einen Computer in seinem Haus haben wollte." Ken Olson, 1977 "Wenn die Pariser Weltausstellung schließt, wird das elektrische Licht ausgehen und man wird nie wieder davon hören." Erasmus Wilson, 1878 "Die Amerikaner brauchen das Telefon vielleicht, wir aber nicht. Wir haben genug Laufburschen." William Preece, 1876 "Egal wie die Wissenschaft in Zukunft fortschreitet, der Mensch wird den Mond niemals erreichen." Lee De Forest, 1957 "Reisen mit hoher Geschwindigkeit ist nicht möglich, weil die Passagiere keine Luft mehr bekommen und an Erstickung sterben würden." Dionysius Lardner, 1830 "Mit Wechselstrom herumzuspielen ist reine Zeitverschwendung. Niemand wird ihn jemals nutzen." Thomas Edison, 1889 "Mobiltelefone werden die Drahttelefone absolut nicht ersetzen." Marty Cooper, 1981 #TeslaRoadster #Tesla
Der Tesla Roadster ist das beste Beispiel dafür, dass der Kapitalismus Dinge um ihrer selbst willen produziert, die niemand braucht.
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there 🤎🔥
Post yourselves on suit. Let's see what you're rocking.
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In a bid to fight for good governance, we are still practicing separatism, Alex Otti didn’t receive a pinch of backlash as Uncle Adeleke despite both Governors declaring support for Tinubu’s APC in their States, none of you attacked Alex Otti, his children or family members 😂😂
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🇳🇬 WHICH STATES HAVE THE LOWEST MULTIDIMENSIONAL POVERTY RATES? — 2026 State — % of Population 1 🟣 Lagos — 3.7% 2 🟤 Edo — 4.9% 3 🟤 Rivers — 7.2% 4 🟣 Ogun — 7.5% 5 🟣 Ekiti — 9.5% 6 🟢 Anambra — 9.6% 7 🟢 Abia — 12.3% 8 🟢 Imo — 14.3% 9 🟣 Ondo — 14.3% 10 🟣 Osun — 14.6% 11 🟤 Delta — 15.6% 12 🟤 Akwa Ibom — 20.2% 🟢 SE 🟤 SS 🟣 SW Lagos recorded the lowest rate at 3.7%, while five of the 12 states had multidimensional poverty rates below 10%. All 12 states are in Southern Nigeria. #Statisense (OPHI: Global MPI Country Briefing, 2026)
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Nerds are such whores
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abeg, who put LGBTQIA+ people in charge of rave culture? 😂 rave is for anybody who wants to feel the music, lose themselves in the sound and catch a vibe. rest abeg. 🫠
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Album No 3 K.O.T.B - The Bomberman Chronicles Nov 6th 2026
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