@ilemo

Arsenal. There’s a thousand you’s, there’s only one of me. Don’t take most of what I say serious

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Joined June 2009
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♥️@LdotNatalie9m
Visually Shell/BP etc shows to be up to 7 pence more expensive but clearly it weighs itself out if the fuel lasts twice as long
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They’re using Islamophobia against a Catholic Latina now.
Acyn
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ABBOTT: Gina Hinojosa supports Sharia Law
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Shock wan wound them. 🤣🤣🤣
Amani😍❤️@Amani_finegirl19h
Muslim men have fed women so many lies and toxicity that they don't see the comeback of this new generation coming. They’re not used to it at all😭
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‘@SherzCapone0018h
Girls in Nottingham are telling the mandem to hold their waps for them ?? 😭😭
Not Guilty TV
@NotguiltytvOct 25
FEMALE RAPPER IN COURT FOR POLICE OFFICER SHOOTING A woman who performs under the rap name REALBANDIT has appeared in court after a police officer was shot in Nottingham city centre. Aisha Zaman, 27, of Hyson Green, has been charged with possession of a prohibited firearm, which the court heard was an adapted shotgun, and possession of that firearm with intent to commit an indictable offence. The incident happened at around 4:50am on Sunday 18 October, when PC Lee Lane approached two people at a bus stop on Angel Row. The officer was shot in the foot and has undergone several surgeries. He remains in hospital in a stable condition. Zaman has been remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 20 November. Six other people have also been arrested as police continue their investigation. ⚖️ Zaman has been charged and has not been convicted. The investigation remains ongoing. #REALBANDIT #Nottingham #NotGuiltyTV
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Oop.. not a migrant in sight,
The English Crusader
@andrewc44104127Oct 23
Our UK towns are becoming more violent by the day.
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TT@TapiwaLexis5h
People are arguing about who’s donated etc but why aren’t we talking about why a surgery is costing £339k.
Arsenal
@ArsenalOct 24
We’ll be joined at Emirates Stadium today by 4-year-old Zach, who we’re supporting to raise funds for life-saving treatment ❤️ Read Zach’s story here and find out how you can help 👇

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DB@dyIanbrett23h
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd9193223h
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Halfway through writing a tweet to chime in on a topic but you delete it because you realise you don’t even care lol
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JJ@bryndensraven11h
😭😭😭 11 years she waited
🌴 Miami DSA 🌹@MiamiDSA26 Nov 2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Mongolian beef with fried rice and spring salad #dinner
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1. This wasn’t on The Massacre. This was on Tony Yayo’s album, Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon. 2. This song is always hilarious because the verses have nothing to do with the hook or video.
UrbanOG
@Culturewave_OGOct 25
50 Cent knew how to make a hook stick and **“I Know You Don’t Love Me”** is a perfect example. That beat, that catchy chorus, and the way it stays in your head? Classic Fif. 🔥 Still one of your favorites from *The Massacre*?
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I understand the sentiment but grocery store margins are (relatively) thin. Need to lower their input costs to lower prices. Main issues are rent/property prices as well electric and heating prices.
🌸 Pocket 🌸@Pocket2u6h
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A.T🍉@Tobesss_x4h
Meanwhile @Daynemeymey, don't ever fix your crooked fingers to a me again in your life. Oloribu
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A.T🍉@Tobesss_x4h
This ode used a screenshot of me defending Rema and his heritage to incorrectly deduce that I'm from Benin🤣 Tribalism has turned your brain to stew
real@Daynemeymey4h
Edo are animal, you bini are mad so tey una do Dey larp as Yoruba now
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♥️@LdotNatalie4h
See, under my dictatorship every bike would be registered and have some form of recognition so they can be sent a fine the post like the rest of us
BBC London
@BBCLondonNews5h
Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation
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The accuracy 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
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Fake football quotes are an increasing menace on social media. Why do they work and where do they come from? Free to read, @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7692170…

Thierry Henry, Kylian Mbappe, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and the rise of fake football quotes (Gift Article)

Fictitious quotations are nothing new in football discourse, but never have there been so many and never have they been so effective

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The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex18h
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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Ash
@theashrb17h
What kind of timeline am I living in?
TMZ
@TMZ19h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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I'm proud of you.💞
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