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Diplomat, Caps fan, gamer. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇸🇳🇮🇳🇯🇴🇩🇪🇮🇶🇨🇦. Bluesky: @imhopper.bsky.social

Arlington, VA
Joined November 2008
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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This is a highly educated individual who thinks that he needs to act this way to speak to his voters. He could speak to them, instead he speaks down to them.
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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Great story here, and kudos to @ianoland and @rmnb for reporting this out all the way from the DMV. Love to see Eriks back out there.
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Time to staple Dalton Smith to the bench after that awful defensive play
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Y’know the scouting report on D’Accord… He’s ok. #bilingualjoke
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Claiming that this is to compensate for the cost of administering the program is laughable. It's obviously another tax meant to change behavior, just like a vice tax.
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My youngest got dengue fever when we lived in Jordan. It's no joke.
The Virginia Department of Health announced they are investigating a confirmed case of dengue virus that occurred in a resident in Northern Virginia. This is the first-ever documented case of locally acquired dengue in the commonwealth. wsls.com/news/local/2026/08/…
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Whoever buys one of these and makes it a street legal DC party bus will print money.
This is called a mobile lounge.
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Republican congressman perfectly cool with 3.3 million American deaths.
Rep. Ogles: "Look, I don't want to play down the effects of the virus, but at the end of the day it had a roughly 1 percent mortality rate. We coulda gotten through this."
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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I have just died of irony.
BREAKING: Iran calls on Iraq to prevent its territory from being used as a 'source of threat' 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/tmpkj5?update=46038…
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Ok, I see why the sabres are good
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They're lucky they go to an elite school. I read somewhere that if you work at a Dunkin Donuts, you basically just have to go to work for the rest of the week.
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You could not pay me enough to drive from Amman to Petra in the dark. #90DayFiance
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Wasn’t expecting a 90 Day / Paralympics crossover, but I’m here for it. #90DayFiance
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Who’s going to ask Ashley whether it’s a good idea to ask her sloppy drunk husband about finances and debt in front of her damn family? #90DayFiance
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McDonald's France cheekily announced they're thinking about removing the "Curry" sauce for the next 4 years, following yesterday's basketball Olympic final between the USA and France and Steph Curry's generational performance
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