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Ian Hopper

@imhopper

Diplomat, Caps fan, gamer. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🇸🇳🇮🇳🇯🇴🇩🇪🇮🇶🇨🇦. Bluesky: @imhopper.bsky.social

 Arlington, VA
Joined November 2008
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@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Whoever buys one of these and makes it a street legal DC party bus will print money.
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This is called a mobile lounge.
A mobile lounge at Dulles International Airport

ALT A mobile lounge at Dulles International Airport

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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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They're lucky they go to an elite school. I read somewhere that if you work at a Dunkin Donuts, you basically just have to go to work for the rest of the week.
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McDonald's France cheekily announced they're thinking about removing the "Curry" sauce for the next 4 years, following yesterday's basketball Olympic final between the USA and France and Steph Curry's generational performance
Screenshot of McDonald's France instagram. It looks like a meme, including the picture of the classic curry and a super saying "for obvious reasons, we're thinking about removing this sauce"

ALT Screenshot of McDonald's France instagram. It looks like a meme, including the picture of the classic curry and a super saying "for obvious reasons, we're thinking about removing this sauce"

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If you see that God is in the business of protecting your preferred presidential candidate from death, but not the other person at the rally, or school children, or immigrants, or Palestinians, then it may be that you’re confusing your own political bias for God.
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MATT STROME OTGWG @TheHersheyBears what a legend. So well deserved!!!!!!!!
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Showing the Capitals odds going from 4.5% to 100% from Jan. 25, to April 16, 2024. Including a humorous inclusion of "Call an ambulance" man.

ALT Showing the Capitals odds going from 4.5% to 100% from Jan. 25, to April 16, 2024. Including a humorous inclusion of "Call an ambulance" man.

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TJ Oshie@TJOshie7723 Feb 2024
Replying to @Capitals
I’ll be back. Thanks for the love caps fans. ❤️ #NoBadDays
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@GrittyNHL20 Nov 2023
plz, call me dad
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Ian Oland@ianoland22 Oct 2023
I know inherently that Ovi's gonna score like 3 goals in 3 shifts at some point in some game soon, but right now it literally feels like he's never gonna score ever again
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“Thank you, Mac…uh…RAWR!” 🐻
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The funniest part of living in Northern Virginia is constantly seeing metro ads that are exclusively targeted at like ~4 procurement officers at the Pentagon
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What ideas sound crazy or weird today -- but will be obvious in 10-20 years? 10 predictions: 1. The Smart Toilet
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I was at Army War College this week and saw the Heritage Center runs a “soldier experience day camp” I’m curious about and it’s super-realistic b/c the website keeps crashing.
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Between ever more competitive visa lotteries, a growing backlog of Green Cards and workers on H-1Bs who are laid off, putting their immigration status in a precarious state, immigrants are getting fed up with America. Canada is trying to take advantage wsj.com/articles/canada-woos…
Canada Woos American H-1B Visa Holders Fed Up With U.S. Immigration System

Canada Woos American H-1B Visa Holders Fed Up With U.S. Immigration System

A move to start offering work permits to foreigners on U.S. H-1B visas seizes on the frustrations of many in the tech industry who are stuck in U.S. immigration limbo.

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On our final day as Richmond Greyhounds….there’s nowhere else we could be. Thank you so much to our magnificent writers’ room. We’d be NOTHING without you. #WritersStrike #tedlasso #believe 💙❤️
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@rmnb23 May 2023
The Hershey Bears' playoff shirts, BOWBA BOW, and ABBA victory song: explained russianmachineneverbreaks.co…
The Hershey Bears’ playoff shirts, BOWBA BOW, and ABBA victory song: explained

The Hershey Bears’ playoff shirts, BOWBA BOW, and ABBA victory song: explained

HERSHEY, PA -- After the Hershey Bears defeated the Hartford Wolf Pack 3-2 in overtime during Game One of the Atlantic Division…

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Netflix
@netflix13 May 2023
Eurovision today but I only want one thing
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